Bagel Emoji
@bagelemoji.bsky.social
normal charismatic hot person with a sexy surprising twist of modern orthodoxy, writer
📍 Montrealer in Beverly Hills
📝 bagel.substack.com
📍 Montrealer in Beverly Hills
📝 bagel.substack.com
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Bagel Emoji
@bagelemoji.bsky.social
· Feb 9
Hi everyone it's me!! I write silly little stories about the entire Jewish world (Montreal and Beverly Hills). For example I wrote this thing about how people don't know how to behave at kiddush. I also talk about the material culture of Modern Orthodoxy. I'm passionate about wigs
I always forget about this
August 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I always forget about this
On the substy, a quick anecdote about cross dressing on Purim open.substack.com/pub/bagel/p/...
March 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
On the substy, a quick anecdote about cross dressing on Purim open.substack.com/pub/bagel/p/...
It’s a grey, rainy day in Beverly Hills. Thankfully the gas-powered leaf blower man is here to push the garbage and soggy copies of the Beverly Hills Courier off the lawns and onto the street
March 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’s a grey, rainy day in Beverly Hills. Thankfully the gas-powered leaf blower man is here to push the garbage and soggy copies of the Beverly Hills Courier off the lawns and onto the street
Tried making Georgian pkhali for shabbos lunch
March 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Tried making Georgian pkhali for shabbos lunch
"I get really embarrassed to say anything in Spanish. So sometimes I text her. But I don’t want her to think I’m trying too hard and I conjugate everything in the present tense. She’s great. We really love her. Why was I telling you this?"
February 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"I get really embarrassed to say anything in Spanish. So sometimes I text her. But I don’t want her to think I’m trying too hard and I conjugate everything in the present tense. She’s great. We really love her. Why was I telling you this?"
I forgot about this app
February 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I forgot about this app
lately a lot of us have been making this chocolate tart. You should try it
February 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
lately a lot of us have been making this chocolate tart. You should try it
food diary
plain oatmeal (utilitarian)
chicken salad on toast (trying something new with dark meat)
gingery chicken soup (the los angeles winter is long)
plain oatmeal (utilitarian)
chicken salad on toast (trying something new with dark meat)
gingery chicken soup (the los angeles winter is long)
February 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
food diary
plain oatmeal (utilitarian)
chicken salad on toast (trying something new with dark meat)
gingery chicken soup (the los angeles winter is long)
plain oatmeal (utilitarian)
chicken salad on toast (trying something new with dark meat)
gingery chicken soup (the los angeles winter is long)
somebody shared this thing I wrote about preparing for Shabbat in my shul whatsapp group but people didn't know it was me and somebody was like "this asshole obviously doesn't have any kids...."
open.substack.com/pub/bagel/p/...
open.substack.com/pub/bagel/p/...
February 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
somebody shared this thing I wrote about preparing for Shabbat in my shul whatsapp group but people didn't know it was me and somebody was like "this asshole obviously doesn't have any kids...."
open.substack.com/pub/bagel/p/...
open.substack.com/pub/bagel/p/...
Hi everyone it's me!! I write silly little stories about the entire Jewish world (Montreal and Beverly Hills). For example I wrote this thing about how people don't know how to behave at kiddush. I also talk about the material culture of Modern Orthodoxy. I'm passionate about wigs
February 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hi everyone it's me!! I write silly little stories about the entire Jewish world (Montreal and Beverly Hills). For example I wrote this thing about how people don't know how to behave at kiddush. I also talk about the material culture of Modern Orthodoxy. I'm passionate about wigs
can I pin a tweet......
February 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
can I pin a tweet......
hello everyone it's me
February 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
hello everyone it's me