If it's not from the Genoc region, it's just sparkling murder.

Do your part for climate change: reduce, reuse, recycle. We gotta get online discourse down to 3 jokes and one wistfully-resigned irony.

Alright Reuters, hang on now, it's China out there ramming boats and planes and trying to seize land. Why have relations "soured" under a Philippines leader? How is that a thing that you think is a thing?

That must mean that it's more as useful than it was ever has been yet before, right?

I don't mind giving credit where it's due. I just don't think there's any scenario where it comes due faster than a few years from now.

Look at the bigger picture. Do you think he's pursuing peace for Gaza, or a deal for his own ends? It matters, for the possibility of any stable peace or ceasefire. He can, and will, dangle and pull away anything that's put together, when there's more in it for him tomorrow. With tariff ease.

All of Trump's enablers think he's a useful idiot, too. That they're riding him toward a good outcome, and don't worry about X, Y, Z. That's the dynamic that empowers him. The ends do not justify the means. Don't join them.

Hank it can tell me all seven US presidents since 2000. And how to add glue to pizza (by adding glue to pizza). That's such a bargain at only $1t. It's like the Oracle of Delphi but the priestess is Max Headroom.

Isn't it a trope that democracy looks pretty much the same everywhere, but fascism always has the local flavor?