Dolls for 15-year olds? Pencils?!!Never in his life has he bought a gift for someone (minions always do it for him). He has no idea and doesn’t care what anyone else might like.

What Kimberly Guilfoyle knows about Greece she learned during spring break in Mykonos bombed on molly.

Social Security pays benefits to retirees using funds collected from current workers. Like it or not, it’s a gargantuan Ponzi scheme.

You say you want your Social Security AND to deport millions of immigrants AND to restrict future immigration?

Good luck.

Am I right?

I once made a promise to stop drinking. Luckily, it was only to a toilet in an NYC hotel room.

In my experience, many Trump voters are ‘tellers’. Cops, manic football coaches, military personnel, insecure white guys, etc. They like to tell people what to do…and they really want to f- people up if they don’t do as they are told.

…and I’m telling you, it was like this when got I here.

I feel more like I first did than I do right now.