Baffy Niblick
@baffyniblick.bsky.social
Writer, Raconteur, Rebel, All-Round Rock Star
Scotland / Celtic / Politics (Indy and Lefty) / Art History / Vino 🍷 (lots) / Rugby / Golf /
Shine a light, burn the fear, take the leap.
Scotland / Celtic / Politics (Indy and Lefty) / Art History / Vino 🍷 (lots) / Rugby / Golf /
Shine a light, burn the fear, take the leap.
Here's Grant Hanley trying to tell a Ballon D'Or nominee how to play football. Aye, that's right, Grant fvckin Hanley, a Ballon D'onkey winner on multiple occasions.
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Here's Grant Hanley trying to tell a Ballon D'Or nominee how to play football. Aye, that's right, Grant fvckin Hanley, a Ballon D'onkey winner on multiple occasions.
David Lammy, everybody:
Liar
Bigot
Genocide Enabler
C**t
Liar
Bigot
Genocide Enabler
C**t
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
David Lammy, everybody:
Liar
Bigot
Genocide Enabler
C**t
Liar
Bigot
Genocide Enabler
C**t
Many in the UK still think the Royal Family's raison d'etre is generating tourist dollars for the economy.
Bullshit! The monarchy is a societal control tool - to manipulate public opinion, deflect govt policy, and enable and reinforce the notion of first and second-class citizenship.
Bullshit! The monarchy is a societal control tool - to manipulate public opinion, deflect govt policy, and enable and reinforce the notion of first and second-class citizenship.
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Many in the UK still think the Royal Family's raison d'etre is generating tourist dollars for the economy.
Bullshit! The monarchy is a societal control tool - to manipulate public opinion, deflect govt policy, and enable and reinforce the notion of first and second-class citizenship.
Bullshit! The monarchy is a societal control tool - to manipulate public opinion, deflect govt policy, and enable and reinforce the notion of first and second-class citizenship.
Just the two?!
Aside from bankers and the Polis, she was fvcking everyone back then.
Aside from bankers and the Polis, she was fvcking everyone back then.
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just the two?!
Aside from bankers and the Polis, she was fvcking everyone back then.
Aside from bankers and the Polis, she was fvcking everyone back then.
The Louvre Jewellery Heist.
With investigative powers far superior to those of La Police Nationale, I've been able to narrow down the list of potential culprits to two ingenious heroes.
And dont even think to counter my claim. I'm 100% certain. I have the proof. 🕵♂️
With investigative powers far superior to those of La Police Nationale, I've been able to narrow down the list of potential culprits to two ingenious heroes.
And dont even think to counter my claim. I'm 100% certain. I have the proof. 🕵♂️
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Louvre Jewellery Heist.
With investigative powers far superior to those of La Police Nationale, I've been able to narrow down the list of potential culprits to two ingenious heroes.
And dont even think to counter my claim. I'm 100% certain. I have the proof. 🕵♂️
With investigative powers far superior to those of La Police Nationale, I've been able to narrow down the list of potential culprits to two ingenious heroes.
And dont even think to counter my claim. I'm 100% certain. I have the proof. 🕵♂️
Despite being a relatively bookish soul with a fairly good grasp of languages, I am now finding it impossible to talk about Keir Starmer without using the C word.
Because that is what he is. A despicable c***! 🫡
Because that is what he is. A despicable c***! 🫡
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Despite being a relatively bookish soul with a fairly good grasp of languages, I am now finding it impossible to talk about Keir Starmer without using the C word.
Because that is what he is. A despicable c***! 🫡
Because that is what he is. A despicable c***! 🫡
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Scotland: Hold my beer!
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Scotland: Hold my beer!
Brilliant front page from The National. Doing what no other UK newspaper or TV channel would dare contemplate. That being to publish the truth.
🏴💜 @scotnational.bsky.social
🏴💜 @scotnational.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Brilliant front page from The National. Doing what no other UK newspaper or TV channel would dare contemplate. That being to publish the truth.
🏴💜 @scotnational.bsky.social
🏴💜 @scotnational.bsky.social
Be in no doubt, Starmer is a despicable human being. A truly horrible man. Conniving, duplicitous, bigoted and lest we forget, vehemently anti-Scottish.
October 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Be in no doubt, Starmer is a despicable human being. A truly horrible man. Conniving, duplicitous, bigoted and lest we forget, vehemently anti-Scottish.
Bryson DeChambeau is an incredibly dense, self-absorbed narcissist. Ergo, he's a prick.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
September 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Bryson DeChambeau is an incredibly dense, self-absorbed narcissist. Ergo, he's a prick.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
At today's Ryder Cup presser, it was pointed out to Bob MacIntyre that Trump took great pride in his Scots heritage, following which Bob was then asked what he thought about Trump's visit to Bethpage tomorrow?
Bob's response: "He's just another spectator."
Bob MacIntyre is a feckin legend.
🏴🇪🇺💚
Bob's response: "He's just another spectator."
Bob MacIntyre is a feckin legend.
🏴🇪🇺💚
September 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
At today's Ryder Cup presser, it was pointed out to Bob MacIntyre that Trump took great pride in his Scots heritage, following which Bob was then asked what he thought about Trump's visit to Bethpage tomorrow?
Bob's response: "He's just another spectator."
Bob MacIntyre is a feckin legend.
🏴🇪🇺💚
Bob's response: "He's just another spectator."
Bob MacIntyre is a feckin legend.
🏴🇪🇺💚
For centuries, the English establishment has ridiculed and crudely characatured the citizens of Scotland, Ireland and Wales.
But like a fading D list celeb staring at the mirror - caked in cheap make-up and cheeks pumped with silicon - the reality of life at the top being over is all too evident.
But like a fading D list celeb staring at the mirror - caked in cheap make-up and cheeks pumped with silicon - the reality of life at the top being over is all too evident.
September 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
For centuries, the English establishment has ridiculed and crudely characatured the citizens of Scotland, Ireland and Wales.
But like a fading D list celeb staring at the mirror - caked in cheap make-up and cheeks pumped with silicon - the reality of life at the top being over is all too evident.
But like a fading D list celeb staring at the mirror - caked in cheap make-up and cheeks pumped with silicon - the reality of life at the top being over is all too evident.
Every country has its fair share of idiots per capita. But having said that, England must be way out in front when it comes to producing badly read, bigoted, and thick as mince rockets. Way, way out there!
September 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Every country has its fair share of idiots per capita. But having said that, England must be way out in front when it comes to producing badly read, bigoted, and thick as mince rockets. Way, way out there!
Try talking sense to these English fascists and they'll scowl and froth like you've just suggested Geoff Hurst's third goal didn't cross the line. It’s not just ignorance, it's institutionalised industrial-grade ignorance fed on Daily Mail headlines and the whimpering ghost of the British Empire.
September 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Try talking sense to these English fascists and they'll scowl and froth like you've just suggested Geoff Hurst's third goal didn't cross the line. It’s not just ignorance, it's institutionalised industrial-grade ignorance fed on Daily Mail headlines and the whimpering ghost of the British Empire.
Brit Nat racists are the same chumps who’d sell their own mother for a Tesco meal deal and a cuddle from the ghost of Margaret Thatcher.
Eyes glazed over with colonial nostalgia and tabloid amphetamines, they’d rather choke on the fumes of austerity than admit the house burned down a long time ago.
Eyes glazed over with colonial nostalgia and tabloid amphetamines, they’d rather choke on the fumes of austerity than admit the house burned down a long time ago.
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Brit Nat racists are the same chumps who’d sell their own mother for a Tesco meal deal and a cuddle from the ghost of Margaret Thatcher.
Eyes glazed over with colonial nostalgia and tabloid amphetamines, they’d rather choke on the fumes of austerity than admit the house burned down a long time ago.
Eyes glazed over with colonial nostalgia and tabloid amphetamines, they’d rather choke on the fumes of austerity than admit the house burned down a long time ago.
Last week, the Scottish Government imposed sanctions on firms making weapons for Israel and then raised the flag of Palestine outside Government Buildings.
This week in the right wing media... 👇. Quelle surprise!
This week in the right wing media... 👇. Quelle surprise!
September 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Last week, the Scottish Government imposed sanctions on firms making weapons for Israel and then raised the flag of Palestine outside Government Buildings.
This week in the right wing media... 👇. Quelle surprise!
This week in the right wing media... 👇. Quelle surprise!
August 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM
England really needs to wake up to the fact that it is just another country. And the sooner, the better.
For all that is left of what Brit Nats fondly call the Empire is cholesterol loving neanderthals howling at the moon, waving the cross of St. George and watching old reruns of Dad's Army.
For all that is left of what Brit Nats fondly call the Empire is cholesterol loving neanderthals howling at the moon, waving the cross of St. George and watching old reruns of Dad's Army.
August 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
England really needs to wake up to the fact that it is just another country. And the sooner, the better.
For all that is left of what Brit Nats fondly call the Empire is cholesterol loving neanderthals howling at the moon, waving the cross of St. George and watching old reruns of Dad's Army.
For all that is left of what Brit Nats fondly call the Empire is cholesterol loving neanderthals howling at the moon, waving the cross of St. George and watching old reruns of Dad's Army.
To all Scots Unionists, whether Labour, Tory, LibDem or Reform, look what's coming Scotland's way should we stay in the UK.
And don't for one minute think these English fascists will be sympathetic to your political leanings. They despise you and hate Scotland to their very core.
You've been warned.
And don't for one minute think these English fascists will be sympathetic to your political leanings. They despise you and hate Scotland to their very core.
You've been warned.
August 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
To all Scots Unionists, whether Labour, Tory, LibDem or Reform, look what's coming Scotland's way should we stay in the UK.
And don't for one minute think these English fascists will be sympathetic to your political leanings. They despise you and hate Scotland to their very core.
You've been warned.
And don't for one minute think these English fascists will be sympathetic to your political leanings. They despise you and hate Scotland to their very core.
You've been warned.
Ah yes, The Pigeon King strikes again.
July 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Ah yes, The Pigeon King strikes again.
Watching Live Aid at 40 and reminded of the horrific devastation of famine and war.
A generation later and the suffering continues. Yet, millions of bigots in the West would prefer poor and disenfranchised people die than let our governments help them.
Fuck the racists and fuck their ignorance.
☮️💜
A generation later and the suffering continues. Yet, millions of bigots in the West would prefer poor and disenfranchised people die than let our governments help them.
Fuck the racists and fuck their ignorance.
☮️💜
July 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Watching Live Aid at 40 and reminded of the horrific devastation of famine and war.
A generation later and the suffering continues. Yet, millions of bigots in the West would prefer poor and disenfranchised people die than let our governments help them.
Fuck the racists and fuck their ignorance.
☮️💜
A generation later and the suffering continues. Yet, millions of bigots in the West would prefer poor and disenfranchised people die than let our governments help them.
Fuck the racists and fuck their ignorance.
☮️💜
From all decent-minded Celtic fans - and hopefully, all decent-minded music fans at Glastonbury - the message today, quite simply, should be this. 👇
#RodStewart
#RodStewart
June 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
From all decent-minded Celtic fans - and hopefully, all decent-minded music fans at Glastonbury - the message today, quite simply, should be this. 👇
#RodStewart
#RodStewart
Sad to see Celtic lose but if one good thing came out of this final, it is that a Palestinian footballer has won on the grandest and oldest stage of all.
🏆 👏
🏆 👏
May 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sad to see Celtic lose but if one good thing came out of this final, it is that a Palestinian footballer has won on the grandest and oldest stage of all.
🏆 👏
🏆 👏
