Got jump scared last night like "who goes there?!" Maybe it's wishful thinking but I don't think all that was there the last time I went, AHEM, patrolling the premises.

The problem with this one is that if anyone ever made reference to Rick and Morty because of it, I would have to end their life and then my own.

I like going by Figgy around here and Kit when I'm in the professional world, I don't need another, but as a bisexual, my greed is immense and unending.

This year has already been rough in terms of losing that, and last year was a nightmare, and I think I just need to feel Seen more often.

I'm not just desperate to date, I love my wife very very much, but fuck do I want to explore aspects of my life I'm only just coming into, explore dating as a nonbinary person, make new friends and maybe romantic connections, etc.

Well, I'm told I live life on the edge

It ain't right and it ain't fair

The key difference is that I don't have a fucked up lil bald tail irl 😔

Well, shrimply put, yes

(I wanna be real clear that this isn't a real request, I don't have money for a proper commission at least this month, I will probably draw it myself, lol, I'm just being Dramatic)

Depends on what the person pulling the strings made their doll do!

Whoops that should say that gay/bi men can at least try their hand. Like I'm not a dude but hey bb we can play in that space if you don't treat me like a cis woman, ya know?

Unfortunately the doll does get penalized, even if it can't help what it does 😔