If one more fucking person asks me when I'm going to have kids or if I'm pregnant I'll actually chew my own foot off and spit my phalanges down their throats I swear to fucking god

I miss basic bitch white girls posting random ass shit on social media over some bullshit photo. Bring back random music quotes at 8 o'clock on Tuesday. Who hurt you Debby???? Amy's really going through it she's posting secondhand serenade again

Why did the homeless encampment at 14th Street get replaced with a mysterious bloodstain???? Hello???????

If y'all can't relate to this then we can't be friends fr fr

I think it's really funny that #elonmusk and #kanyewest both got divorced and instantly went to women are bad and I'm a Nazi. If I can't have mediocre plastic pussy then nobody gets to have rights >:(

Oh my God stfu I DON'T FUCKING CARE there is an actual gay JESUS CROCODILE IN #hellokittyislandadventure and I don't know shit bout sanrio but this lore goes hard as hell man wth

Take me to the Bronx zoo bug carousel my chariot of shit awaits

The "sip and paint" genre is a severely under utilized format. For example, why not "sip and yearn (for true and fair elections)" or "sip and burn (fascists)" or "sip and seize (the means of production)" #democracy

How do I explain to someone that they should have empathy and it's not a woman's job to teach them to care about other people and also I would rather shove a condom filled with broken glass in my vagina and do jumping jacks then breathe the same air as them ever again asking for a friend

I can fix her *strokes green L hat gently and looks up with tears in eyes* ....mamma mia. 🤌

Maaaan what's a bitch gotta do to get a sandwich named after her??I want to be some hot melted butter ish on focaccia like a 2000s Arby's commercial cold chicken cutlet called The Prolapse or some shit. Who I gotta talk to dm me let's make it happen

In other #marvelrivals news a guy from Taiwan said I had brain damage so I spammed tiananmen square in chat until the CCP disconnected him so uhhhh my bad dude hope youre alright I took that too far sorry

Can we all take a minute and appreciate #karolineleavitt lack of cartilage in her shit 5 dollar nose job. It's giving flesh eating virus. It's giving avada kedavra. It's giving sucking octogenarian dick eroded my skin elasticity and gave me premature nasolabial folds. Bitch learned nothing from MJ

EVERYTIME I MAKE #BREAD IT COMES OUT THE TEXTURE OF HUMAN SKIN AND COLLAPSES IN THE MIDDLE WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?? HELP ME #FOOD SKY MY ANCESTORS ARE SOBBING

I need a nerd. Why are some animals in #sonic people sized with people intelligence and others are tiny and stupid and trapped in robots like stinky little idiots

WE NEVER DESERVED HAWAII AND #CHILDISHGAMBINO AND IF THEY NEVER TALK TO US EVER AGAIN I'D UNDERSTAND

Good morning #cat fam!

Some people say black cats don't photograph well but I think they're just afraid to zoom in and see how much cunt they're serving. Straight up judged in 4k 🫠

#ice raids in sanctuary cities. If you see something say something silence is violence

Does Jeff bezos actually hate Lauren Sanchez because why the fuck would you let anyone out the house looking like this. Y'all got all this money and you still walking around with cement in your cheeks??? Where your philtrum at?? Hello?????