baelphazoar.bsky.social
@baelphazoar.bsky.social
I distinctly remember an episode where he did, and it revealed another shell. I thought it was funny back then. Seems kind of horrifying now.
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
There’s no doubt in my mind that his scrotum becomes the rear differential housing
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The Dread Pirate Roberts agrees
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
While the Western mind immediately thinks “upskirt pervs” the Eastern mind immediately thinks “I can finally show off the glorious nutsack under my thobe without getting flogged.” That, my friends, is intercultural communication at its finest.
October 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Exhibit A: my 1995 enlistment photo. I later found out that it’s hard to do 4 years in the Army ironically.
September 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM