Kyle Aisteach
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Kyle Aisteach
@badwriter.bsky.social
Speculative Fiction Writer
For those who don't believe in #foundpoetry or #erasures, the Scantron machine in the adjunct office broke. Someone wrote a warning on the whiteboard. Then it got fixed, and someone replaced the warning with:

"Scantron seems to
have been fixed."

Then it broke again, and people started erasing:
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm like, "With all the AI BS on the internet right now, I won't believe it unless I see it with my own eyes. Surely ChatGPT can get something as simple as counting letters right, right?"

Nope.
August 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm feeling like I need to make her a Krypto costume before @loscon.bsky.social 51. But I don't think they sell dog memberships...
August 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Because there's been some confusion, here is a pi chart:
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
July 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Let us not forget the late 1970s, when this creature roamed the halls of the White House.
May 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
THEM: Why aren't you getting any writing done?

ME: I have no idea. (Plays his 12,000th game of Solitaire.)
May 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I could provide context, but what would be the fun in that?
May 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You asked for it...
May 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
So, I'm part of an online writers' community that occasionally does motivational challenges. A recent one resulted in me composing a concrete poem and, well, I have no clue where I even *might* publish it, so here it is, world, for free:
April 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Does anyone happen to know what might be causing a schnauzer to turn purple?
April 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Apropos of nothing, do you ever feel judged by a dog?
March 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Scored a much-coveted square in Whovian Bingo last night. I got to see Bonnie Langford live on stage in Old Friends at the Ahmanson Theatre in Los Angeles.

If you love Sondheim, the show is great. Bonnie Langford deserves a Tony for her work.

It's here until March 9, then transferring to NY.
February 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM