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’Tis the sinson 😈🎄, so cross off 🚫✝️ the calendar ❌🗓️, burn the Badvent ring 🕯️⭕, and set fire to the Sinder block. 🔥🪵

Badvent begins on December 1st and is observed by Hellions of all demoninations ♈ to prepare for the Hellaversary of Sinsmas on the 21st.
…and THAT’s how you ended up down here. 🔥

Merry Axemas! 🩸🪓🎅 Happy Helladays! ❤️‍🔥

𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘋𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘴
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 24

You creep 👀 downstairs on ❌mas Eve 🎄🌕 when you hear a sound—and down the chimney you see Santa come with a bound! 🎅 But a blink of his eye 👁️ and a twist of his head ↪️ soon give you to know you have something to dread… 😨

👇Answer👇

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas #Badvent
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 23

It’s time to address the White Elephant in the room. 🐘 Nobody needs more junk 🗑️ in their trunk 🚗, but your package is a prime pick 👌—until two members of the herd steal it. 🫳🎁 Now it’s “safe” 🙆, but they’re not ⚠️, cuz you have a long memory… 🧠💭😡

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas #Badvent
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 22

🎶 “𝘞𝘦’𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦!” 🎄 It’s the first no-Hell ☝️🚫🔥 on our Badvent calendar, but you’ll feel right at home ❤️‍🔥 when you can’t get this abominable earworm out of your head. 🪱👂😩

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Merry #Sinsmas to all who Hellabrate on this date! 🎉🔥🎄 As our gift 🎁 for the Sinizens of Pride ⭕, we have a #Badvent bonus. ⛧ We’ve added Xtra doors 🚪 for Sinners who’re Sintimental for 😈❤️‍🔥 an #Advent of yore. 🗓️🌎 Follow along with us through ❌mas Eve. 🎅

#HelluvaBoss
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Our #Badvent ring has come full circle. ⭕️🕯️🔄 We didn’t have any ignoble fir branches 😈🌲, poisonous Helleye berries 🩸🔥👁️🔴, or other sinsonal Hellements ⛧ on hand at the start of our ritual, so we opted for Sinplicity. 🌈⚪️

🧵 of each Sin/candle ⬇️

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas
December 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Day 21 – Merry Sinsmas!

“Sinse” starting his day with a serving of Yogirt 🕯️🪽, things are looking amethyst 💜 for #Satan Claws 😈🎅 this helliday morning, but rising tempers 🌡️😡 are in the forecast at the #Wrath pole 🔥🟠💈, so have a wary #Sinsmas. 🎄👀

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent
December 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 20

It’s #Sinsmas Eve and you see that others have more gifts under the tree than you. 🎄🎁 O Come All Ye Hateful plays on Hotify 🔥🛜, but you’re humming the Covetry Carol. The Grinch isn’t the only #Envy -ous creature planning a helliday theft… 🤢💰🛷

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent #Leviathan
December 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
𝘞𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘨𝘰𝘳’𝘴 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩 🕯️🏩
𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘙𝘹 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩 🛌🥣

Our #Badvent ring is in the pink of Hellth 🩷 now that it’s firing on all cylinders. ⭕🔥

#HelluvaBoss #Belphegor #Sloth
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Day 19

#Lucifer 🐍 tempts you with the knowledge of good 😇 and evil 👿 by showing you Satan’s Naughty & Nice list 📝 …but you live in Hell 🔥, so everyone’s shitty. Hello? 🤷 Joke’s on you! 🤣 Hope you wanted a lump of coal for #Sinsmas. 🧦🪨

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent #Pride
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 18

You need a happy little hellper 🔥🫴 to get you through these last few days until #Sinsmas 😈🎄, but instead of an elf on the shelf 🚫🧝, you reach for a pill on the sill. 🫳💊🪟 “Now where did I put that 🤬 bottle?!” 🫙

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent #Belphegor #Sloth #HappyPills
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 17

You spent all your money 💸 buying #Sinsmas gifts for those #Greed -y little Badsters ♈️🫴🎁 and now there’s nothing left to treat yourself. 🫙 You’re already in Hell 🔥, so what’s the harm in stealing candy from babies…? 😈🫳🍬🍭👶

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent #Mammon
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
𝘈 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘌𝘯𝘷𝘺 🕯️👿
𝘓𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 ☯️🐉

Over the next 3️⃣ days we’ll make a tri 🔱 dent in our #Badvent ring as we fathom 🤔💭 the depths 🌊 of #Envy.

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas #Leviathan #Levy
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Day 16

Need some bubbly 🫧 to toast the sinson 🍻 at your helliday party? 🔥🎄🥳 Add “get Glut-Honey” 🍺🍯 to your honey-do list 📝, bee-cuzz 🐝 this limited #Sinsmas edition carbonated Beelzejuice will add sparkle ✨ to your Sindig.

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent #Beelzebub #Gluttony
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Who needs a Sinder block* at the hellidays 😈🪵🔥🎄 when the fire of desire ❤️‍🔥 gives a #Lust -er ✨🫦 of foreplay to objects below? 🍆👅

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas #Badvent #Asmodeus #Ozzie

*𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦? 🤷
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Day 14

More than anything, your daughter wants a family #Sinsmas. You’ve been ducking decorating duty 🛁🦆 and the tree is still bare 🌲, but redemption IS possible if you step up and take #Pride ⭕️ in being Hell’s greatest dad. 🔥🏆👫

#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Lucifer #Badvent
December 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
𝘞𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘖𝘻𝘻𝘪𝘦’𝘴 𝘓𝘶𝘴𝘵 🕯️💙
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭-𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 🍆🤝

Today we ignite 🔥 a different kind of light ❤️‍🔥 as a tri-bute 3️⃣🗓️ to the King of #Lust. 👑🫦

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas #Badvent #Asmodeus #Ozzie
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Your #QueenBee brings the sweet stuff, and she’s got whatchu want for the hellidays:

𝘊𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 🌈☁️
𝘚𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘴 🍯👑

Just don’t get them near your #Badvent ring 🚫🕯️, or they’ll go up in flames. 🔥

#Sinsmas #Gluttony
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 12

The jester 🃏 has lost his jingle—of coins 🪙, not bells 🔕—and he demands that the Damnation Army 🔥🛡️ jingle its bells 🔔 on his behalf, but they only Hellp those in need 🫴, not those in #Greed. 🚫🫳💰

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas #Badvent #Mammon
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 11

Your Sin-ificant other 😈 catches you with lipstick on your collar 💋😳 …and asks if you wanna have a poly jolly #Sinsmas. 🧑‍🤝‍🧑💕🧍🎄 Ho-Ho-Ho, by golly! ❤️‍🔥

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent #Asmodeus #Ozzie #Lust
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥 🕯️💵
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 🫴💰

#Mammon is #Greed -y for the spotlight 🌟, and it’s his time to shine on our #Badvent ring. 🃏🔥✅

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Day 10

Some clown 🤡 made #Leviathan promise to be his plus-one (technically, his plus-two ✌️🐉) at a #Sinsmas party, and now the #Levy has come due. 🫴💵 If you find yourself in a sitch like this, we do NOT #Envy you. 🙅🤢

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 9

We’re still counting down to #Sinsmas 🗓️🚪, and you’ll be down for the count when #Satan serves his helliday punch 🔥🎄🍹🤜😵, so be warned ⚠️: if you enter the #Wrath ring 🟠 to dance with the devil 🎉💃😈🕺, you’ll feel like Hell in the morning. 🥴

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Day 8

It’s deMonday, on which some deMons like to call in sick 📞😈 to make it a free-day weekend. You spend all day “lying” on the couch 🤥🛋️ watching helliday movies 📺👀, like A Sinsmas Story, Hell Actually, and Die Hard (yes, it’s a #Sinsmas movie! 🏢🧨💥🎄).

#HelluvaBoss #Badvent #Sloth
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
𝘈 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘦 🕯️🐝
𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘎𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘺 🍯🍻

Let’s Beelzejuice up this lit-urgy with a golden candle for #Gluttony. ✨🔥

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas #Badvent #Beelzebub
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM