Bad Underpants
@badunderpants.bsky.social
Also @BadUnderpants@mstdn.science
Parroty.
he/him/his
Parroty.
he/him/his
Where's Ironman when you need him?
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Where's Ironman when you need him?
You need to polish your resonance cannon.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You need to polish your resonance cannon.
Never give up!
Never surrender!
Damn the resonance cannons!
Full speed ahead!
Never surrender!
Damn the resonance cannons!
Full speed ahead!
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Never give up!
Never surrender!
Damn the resonance cannons!
Full speed ahead!
Never surrender!
Damn the resonance cannons!
Full speed ahead!
You'd need to send it in a TARDIS.
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You'd need to send it in a TARDIS.
Strength to you, Mary, and to Michael. x
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Strength to you, Mary, and to Michael. x
I can't think of anything to say other than I love you, so here's a pic of me doing stupid shit a week ago.
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I can't think of anything to say other than I love you, so here's a pic of me doing stupid shit a week ago.
You're onto us.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You're onto us.
I did that once. A friend of ours had a family next door who were having a hard time financially and couldn't buy any Xmas presents for their daughter. At his suggestion, I got a Santa suit and delivered some presents to their door. The daughter was so excited. "It's Santa!"
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I did that once. A friend of ours had a family next door who were having a hard time financially and couldn't buy any Xmas presents for their daughter. At his suggestion, I got a Santa suit and delivered some presents to their door. The daughter was so excited. "It's Santa!"
Thanks for the story. x
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Thanks for the story. x
Just yell "Quiet, piggy!" at Trump every time you see him.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Just yell "Quiet, piggy!" at Trump every time you see him.
... I am lying on the bed, and I am thinking of you (and I just finished a bourbon, so in vino veritas), but I'm so fucking sorry you're dealing with this, you're bloody lovely, and it's so fucking unfair. My life is better for having you in it and I'm glad we got to know each other.
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
... I am lying on the bed, and I am thinking of you (and I just finished a bourbon, so in vino veritas), but I'm so fucking sorry you're dealing with this, you're bloody lovely, and it's so fucking unfair. My life is better for having you in it and I'm glad we got to know each other.
I'm lying in bed, thinking about you.
Wait... that's probably coming across wrong.
Wait... that's probably coming across wrong.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I'm lying in bed, thinking about you.
Wait... that's probably coming across wrong.
Wait... that's probably coming across wrong.
I'll take on "Visiting a load more countries."
Though I remember years ago, you said you lived in the best part of the world. Why travel? Well... you did travel, saw some cool stuff, and hung with some fab people.
Though I remember years ago, you said you lived in the best part of the world. Why travel? Well... you did travel, saw some cool stuff, and hung with some fab people.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'll take on "Visiting a load more countries."
Though I remember years ago, you said you lived in the best part of the world. Why travel? Well... you did travel, saw some cool stuff, and hung with some fab people.
Though I remember years ago, you said you lived in the best part of the world. Why travel? Well... you did travel, saw some cool stuff, and hung with some fab people.
Sweet dreams. ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sweet dreams. ❤️
Good company. Good times. x
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Good company. Good times. x
We love you, Michael. Please stick around as long as you can. You were part of my lovely first Twitter crowd. You're family and you'll always be with us.
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We love you, Michael. Please stick around as long as you can. You were part of my lovely first Twitter crowd. You're family and you'll always be with us.
It's a rainy morning here in San Diego. It's making me think of the first time @hugeshark.bsky.social and I met you in Bury. You took us to the Bury markets. It was raining, and you taught us a superpower for dealing with the rain. You get wet, and you don't worry about it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's a rainy morning here in San Diego. It's making me think of the first time @hugeshark.bsky.social and I met you in Bury. You took us to the Bury markets. It was raining, and you taught us a superpower for dealing with the rain. You get wet, and you don't worry about it.
Apparently, according to Python, you hold it in your hand.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Apparently, according to Python, you hold it in your hand.
Join us!
Join us!
Join us!
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Join us!
Join us!
Join us!
Did that ever stop?
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Did that ever stop?
"Don't hassle me and bring me down."
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"Don't hassle me and bring me down."