When your two fucked up fetishes both join the party
When your two fucked up fetishes both join the party
Washington D.C. is also known as __________
Washington D.C. is also known as __________
When you use a buttered flour tortilla to rub one out
When you use a buttered flour tortilla to rub one out
Aye aye shithead
Aye aye shithead
If you fail to properly wipe, you’ll end up with a __________ on your ass
If you fail to properly wipe, you’ll end up with a __________ on your ass
When cameltoe becomes infected
When cameltoe becomes infected
The babysitter’s resume highlighted her achievements in __________
The babysitter’s resume highlighted her achievements in __________
What 13 year old me jacked off to
What 13 year old me jacked off to
Show some respect! Your grandmother and I built this house with our bare hands and nothing but 100% pure __________
Show some respect! Your grandmother and I built this house with our bare hands and nothing but 100% pure __________
The newest pedophile foot fetish site
The newest pedophile foot fetish site
When the cum trickles down her thunder thighs
When the cum trickles down her thunder thighs
The City of Brotherly Love. And by Brotherly Love we mean an older stepbrother buttfucking a nine year old. Disgusting ass city.
The City of Brotherly Love. And by Brotherly Love we mean an older stepbrother buttfucking a nine year old. Disgusting ass city.
That douchebag that went to your high school and brought Smirnoff Ice to the parties
That douchebag that went to your high school and brought Smirnoff Ice to the parties
Shootin’ blanks
Shootin’ blanks
*knocks on door, chewing cud*
I’m here for the __________
*knocks on door, chewing cud*
I’m here for the __________
She was so fucking scared, she soaked herself with a __________
She was so fucking scared, she soaked herself with a __________
Where have you kids been?
Where have you kids been?
Robot cum
Robot cum
These queens don’t get tiaras, they get herpes
These queens don’t get tiaras, they get herpes
There’s a shitload of sour cream on that __________
There’s a shitload of sour cream on that __________
This tea tastes like shit
This tea tastes like shit
The US House of Representatives, e.g.
The US House of Representatives, e.g.
There’s cum all over this room, must have been a bunch of dudes __________
There’s cum all over this room, must have been a bunch of dudes __________
Shitload of boats floated through those wetlands
Shitload of boats floated through those wetlands