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Not actually bad at science, despite the implication of the handle. Check out https://letterboxd.com/contentiousc/ if you want to follow or discuss one of my hobbies.
I could have 1% of any of those guys' money and be happier than all of them. Does that make me a 1%er?
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I could have 1% of any of those guys' money and be happier than all of them. Does that make me a 1%er?
Just gathering all the hopelessly corrupt sphincters in one place. Handy, that.
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Just gathering all the hopelessly corrupt sphincters in one place. Handy, that.
Had a few moments like that in the car tonight, thinking about Squeaker and Mr. Jerkface. The longer it goes, the more I think it doesn't get easier; our heads just get more cluttered, and the clutter obscures.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Had a few moments like that in the car tonight, thinking about Squeaker and Mr. Jerkface. The longer it goes, the more I think it doesn't get easier; our heads just get more cluttered, and the clutter obscures.
Charles Barkley isn't a sphere or a spheroid, but he's still the Round Mound of Rebound (or was before the GLP1s).
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Charles Barkley isn't a sphere or a spheroid, but he's still the Round Mound of Rebound (or was before the GLP1s).
Be on the lookout for Bundrens.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Be on the lookout for Bundrens.
Elvis has left the building? Heartbreak Hotel? Anything?
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Elvis has left the building? Heartbreak Hotel? Anything?
Big Wreck (the band) >> Big Tech.
There'd be more carats but those reunion albums are quite mediocre.
There'd be more carats but those reunion albums are quite mediocre.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Big Wreck (the band) >> Big Tech.
There'd be more carats but those reunion albums are quite mediocre.
There'd be more carats but those reunion albums are quite mediocre.
"Right now"
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"Right now"
I can hear Josh Ruben getting increasingly agitated.
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I can hear Josh Ruben getting increasingly agitated.
It's his idea of "tough love" for Junior's habit.
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's his idea of "tough love" for Junior's habit.
Well, trip over something anyway. They're probably hung like chipmunks, so even Himmler Elves like Miller couldn't trip over his.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Well, trip over something anyway. They're probably hung like chipmunks, so even Himmler Elves like Miller couldn't trip over his.
You and the bill have that in common.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You and the bill have that in common.
The moment where David Lynch realized he wouldn't always be the biggest weirdo in the room.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The moment where David Lynch realized he wouldn't always be the biggest weirdo in the room.
Remember, an ALT is NOT an acquittal sandwich, it is a TOMATO sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Remember, an ALT is NOT an acquittal sandwich, it is a TOMATO sandwich.
I dunno, seems like he couldn't spell 'irrefutable' in a game of Hangman with all the unused letters off the board already.
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I dunno, seems like he couldn't spell 'irrefutable' in a game of Hangman with all the unused letters off the board already.
Same, but Costco. Any big cardboard edifice became a situation room for him, the situation being his desire to sleep.
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Same, but Costco. Any big cardboard edifice became a situation room for him, the situation being his desire to sleep.
More like tragically, for the rest of us. There will never be a single just moment where it dawns on him that he didn't have to be such a useless, miserable piece of shit.
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
More like tragically, for the rest of us. There will never be a single just moment where it dawns on him that he didn't have to be such a useless, miserable piece of shit.
They're raking in the cash by franchising Poob.
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
They're raking in the cash by franchising Poob.
Which one?
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Which one?
It's obvious Douchehat is a hack. But can the NYT accept it?
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's obvious Douchehat is a hack. But can the NYT accept it?
10 years ago wants its idea back.
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
10 years ago wants its idea back.
Meal prep is your friend. Don't cook one meal; cook six and freeze them. Cooking comes out way cheaper at scale.
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Meal prep is your friend. Don't cook one meal; cook six and freeze them. Cooking comes out way cheaper at scale.
Yes. I'm constantly angry at their bullshit, but that doesn't mean I condone or partake in it.
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Yes. I'm constantly angry at their bullshit, but that doesn't mean I condone or partake in it.