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Sir, that’d be my ass. Take your nose out of it.
Sir, that’d be my ass. Take your nose out of it.
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Check out this Strandberg! It’s the future for you golden guitarists!!!

Insert opinion…
It took like 3 years to get to the moon, but like 900-1200 years to plug a branch into the wall.

We’re devolving, methinks..
January 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I just had Mr Malone tell me to wait to dry my shoes and shirts…

That lil shit made me Postpone Malondry.
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This last year (covid) thought me one thing, and that’s how to rip a penjamin exactly like a camgirl.
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Sometimes walking away from a conflict can look like turning your back on them.

If the reason for leaving is self respect or worth..
sprint out that door!
Just let dat booty keep up with. 😊
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
“No one can make me feel ways I don’t wish to remember.” -me, the person reading.
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I’m telling you guys, friends are dropping like flies. Don’t let that information ruin your day. Like,

Yaay! Im no longer depressed!!

It isn’t your fault it’s cosmic, godly and karmic.

It’s just.
January 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM