CB
@badnewsbarrett.bsky.social
Professional namer. Amateur dabbler.
They make beer for dogs and wine for cats now.
August 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They make beer for dogs and wine for cats now.
Here is a self-driving lawnmower playing “Take This Job and Shove It” (why does it have a speaker???)
July 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Here is a self-driving lawnmower playing “Take This Job and Shove It” (why does it have a speaker???)
The variations-on-a-bad-idea trio
February 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The variations-on-a-bad-idea trio
There's a specific jail for this kind of behavior.
January 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There's a specific jail for this kind of behavior.
I love portmanteaus. I don't love this one.
January 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I love portmanteaus. I don't love this one.
I've been collecting Doinks
January 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I've been collecting Doinks
Cut from an upcoming Naming for Everyone Substack:
January 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cut from an upcoming Naming for Everyone Substack:
A treat from the trademark gods:
January 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A treat from the trademark gods: