Oh God. Please just let me make it through this day. I just need to make it from now to 6. Please.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Oh God. Please just let me make it through this day. I just need to make it from now to 6. Please.
I think I’ve made a terrible mistake.
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I think I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Got the new tree. Can’t even plug it in because I need a power strip, need a whole other box of colored lights to finish it, and my cat keeps trying to eat it. Honestly I just want to cry and not have any Christmas spirit this year.
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Got the new tree. Can’t even plug it in because I need a power strip, need a whole other box of colored lights to finish it, and my cat keeps trying to eat it. Honestly I just want to cry and not have any Christmas spirit this year.
“I’m tired and angry, but somebody should be”
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“I’m tired and angry, but somebody should be”
Now I remember why I don’t go to parties. My imposter syndrome kicks into overdrive. What if I don’t belong there? What if I just got invited to be nice? What if I should have just stayed home? #IthinkIllTakeAnExtraXanaxTonight
November 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Now I remember why I don’t go to parties. My imposter syndrome kicks into overdrive. What if I don’t belong there? What if I just got invited to be nice? What if I should have just stayed home? #IthinkIllTakeAnExtraXanaxTonight
My keurig broke and a new one costs $120 and I could just die right now. How am I supposed to live without coffee?!
September 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My keurig broke and a new one costs $120 and I could just die right now. How am I supposed to live without coffee?!
You know that part in Inside where Bo Burnham watches the clock until he’s 30 then softly goes “wooooo”? I think that’s where I’m at right now, but maybe with more tears and less good music.
May 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You know that part in Inside where Bo Burnham watches the clock until he’s 30 then softly goes “wooooo”? I think that’s where I’m at right now, but maybe with more tears and less good music.
Taking my Xanax with my Red Bull seems counter productive, but I desperately needed ~both of them.
May 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Taking my Xanax with my Red Bull seems counter productive, but I desperately needed ~both of them.
Costar, what are you implying about my day?
May 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Costar, what are you implying about my day?
I was so close to my chance to touch an elephant and now I can’t and I may cry forever.
April 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I was so close to my chance to touch an elephant and now I can’t and I may cry forever.
Everyone loving the Minecraft movie: Jack Black is a sell out after throwing Kyle under the bus for his remarks about Tr*mp. 20 years ago Jack Black would ~never. But now that he’s bringing in all the Movie Money he’s gotta appease the “Family friendly” crowd. I’ll never be over this.
April 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Everyone loving the Minecraft movie: Jack Black is a sell out after throwing Kyle under the bus for his remarks about Tr*mp. 20 years ago Jack Black would ~never. But now that he’s bringing in all the Movie Money he’s gotta appease the “Family friendly” crowd. I’ll never be over this.
“Oh hey Madison, how have you been? You look ~exhausted.”
Bitch how dare you. I know what I look like thank you very ~much. Jesus.
Bitch how dare you. I know what I look like thank you very ~much. Jesus.
March 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“Oh hey Madison, how have you been? You look ~exhausted.”
Bitch how dare you. I know what I look like thank you very ~much. Jesus.
Bitch how dare you. I know what I look like thank you very ~much. Jesus.
I just want to cry and eat tacos. That’s all I want. To just openly sob and eat tacos. I can’t take anymore.
March 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I just want to cry and eat tacos. That’s all I want. To just openly sob and eat tacos. I can’t take anymore.
I just want to curl up and eat sushi. I can’t take anymore this week.
March 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I just want to curl up and eat sushi. I can’t take anymore this week.
As I’m sitting here, in excruciating pain from throwing my back out, it has just occurred to me the terrible mistake I made wearing these skinny-esque jeans. There is no way I will ever be able to take them off……….
February 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
As I’m sitting here, in excruciating pain from throwing my back out, it has just occurred to me the terrible mistake I made wearing these skinny-esque jeans. There is no way I will ever be able to take them off……….
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Just saying.
February 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just saying.
Another year trapped in this hell hole, it’s like it just never ends
February 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Another year trapped in this hell hole, it’s like it just never ends
People who make videos and don’t caption them should be boiled in their own pudding. It’s 2025 people, the hearing impaired have existed forever. Apparently you were unaware.
February 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
People who make videos and don’t caption them should be boiled in their own pudding. It’s 2025 people, the hearing impaired have existed forever. Apparently you were unaware.
I threw out my back, and I can’t walk, and I can’t lay down, and life is terrible, and all I want are tacos, and I can’t afford tacos, and I hate everything.
A Memoir
A Memoir
February 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I threw out my back, and I can’t walk, and I can’t lay down, and life is terrible, and all I want are tacos, and I can’t afford tacos, and I hate everything.
A Memoir
A Memoir
Store clerk looking at me earrings - “Eat the Rich, eh?”
Me - “Yep chop ‘em up into little pieces and consume them”
Her - “……….. so……That’s a nice sweatshirt”
She wasn’t ready for the smoke apparently😂
#EatTheRich
Me - “Yep chop ‘em up into little pieces and consume them”
Her - “……….. so……That’s a nice sweatshirt”
She wasn’t ready for the smoke apparently😂
#EatTheRich
February 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Store clerk looking at me earrings - “Eat the Rich, eh?”
Me - “Yep chop ‘em up into little pieces and consume them”
Her - “……….. so……That’s a nice sweatshirt”
She wasn’t ready for the smoke apparently😂
#EatTheRich
Me - “Yep chop ‘em up into little pieces and consume them”
Her - “……….. so……That’s a nice sweatshirt”
She wasn’t ready for the smoke apparently😂
#EatTheRich
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It has passed the House and is on the way to the Senate. If you have Ever changed your name, go get a passport in your new name Now.
The SAVE Act will require voters to provide unnecessary documentation to vote.
This bill would make voting harder for people of color, women, and low-income people — groups of people who already face more difficulties at the polls.
This bill would make voting harder for people of color, women, and low-income people — groups of people who already face more difficulties at the polls.
The SAVE Act Is Voter Suppression Disguised as Election Integrity - Ms. Magazine
The SAVE Act Is Voter Suppression Disguised as Election Integrity. It Will Hurt Women, Black and Low-Income Voters the Most.
msmagazine.com
February 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It has passed the House and is on the way to the Senate. If you have Ever changed your name, go get a passport in your new name Now.
Honestly nothing has been more heartbreaking than buying all my veggies for my delicious salad I was going to make, and then realizing I never bought lettuce 😭😭😭
February 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Honestly nothing has been more heartbreaking than buying all my veggies for my delicious salad I was going to make, and then realizing I never bought lettuce 😭😭😭
My husband just said “Hey, you and Back to the Future both turn 40 this year”……. And those are the last words he ever said
February 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My husband just said “Hey, you and Back to the Future both turn 40 this year”……. And those are the last words he ever said
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Honestly one of the saddest things about the Tr*mp presidency is it shows that no matter what, even in the face of fascism, the United States will never elect a woman.
February 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Honestly one of the saddest things about the Tr*mp presidency is it shows that no matter what, even in the face of fascism, the United States will never elect a woman.