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The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧
@badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social
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an account full of bad art of Flambae, Prism and Waterboy a.k.a. The Bitches™️
not strictly waterbae and actually a general Dispatch account but expect a lot of waterbae. know me for waterbae. associate me with waterbae

NOT SPOILER-FREE!!!
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#dispatch #waterbae who thought this was a good idea
A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae from Dispatch. The sketch is a redraw of a stock photo of a man carrying a woman on his right shoulder, in which only the legs and butt of the woman are visible. The stock photo is visible in the top left corner of this image. In the redraw, Waterboy is holding Flambae over his right shoulder. Unlike the original stock photo, Flambae's torso and head are partially visible behind Waterboy. Waterboy is visibly struggling to hold up Flambae, with trembling lines around him and a facial expression of pain. Waterboy's right arm is around Flambae's left thigh, and his left arm is on Flambae's left buttcheek. Waterboy's grip is very tight. Flambae's head is upside down and he is looking at the struggling Waterboy in shock and concern.
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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#dispatch #waterbae
A half-body sketch of Waterboy and Flambae from Dispatch. The two characters are standing shoulder-to-shoulder, with Waterboy on the left and Flambae on the right. Flambae has his right hand placed on Waterboy's right shoulder. They are both looking and smiling at the camera. Flambae's expression looks relaxed and smug, meanwhile Waterboy looks awkward and strained. Flambae's left arm is across his chest, reaching towards Waterboy, and his left hand is in the shape of half of a heart. Waterboy is doing the same pose with his right arm, except his right hand is a thumbs up, not completing the heart gesture.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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#dispatch #waterbae glagglesses (cool new way of saying goggle-glasses)
A sketched panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is looking at his phone, while Waterboy is mopping in the background and is turning his head to look at Flambae. Waterboy is not wearing his goggles. Dialogue: Flambae: WOOAHOHOH!! Hey Waterboy, come check this shit out! Waterboy: Huh? 'Sup? A sketched panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is holding a phone, and Waterboy is holding a mop. They're looking at each other awkwardly. Dialogue: Flambae: Oh, I forgot, you lost your goggles... Waterboy: ??? Flambae: I guess I'll just. describe it? Or should I send it to you for later? A sketched panel of a comic with Waterboy (and Flambae). Waterboy looks confused. Dialogue: Waterboy: Flambae... Waterboy: The swimming goggles aren't glasses. They're just goggles. My eyesight is perfectly fine. A sketched panel of a comic with Flambae (and Waterboy). Flambae looks shocked and disappointed, and the background has a cracking-glass effect on it. Dialogue: Flambae: ...What...? But... Why do you...? Waterboy: It's so that water doesn't get in my eyes. Flambae: ... Everything I've ever known has been a lie...
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#dispatch flambae, prism and waterboy - team rocket edition
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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⚠️ dispatch spoilers (ep 8 + 3)

bonus of other losers
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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#dispatch z team epic
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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#dispatch flambae
A colored drawing of Flambae from Dispatch in the pose of Jay Kay reaching towards the camera from the music video of Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity". The background is a screenshot of the burning, destroyed mall from episode 5 of Dispatch. A colored drawing of Flambae from Dispatch in the pose of Jay Kay reaching towards the camera from the music video of Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity". In contrast to the previous image, Flambae's hand that is aimed towards the camera is now shooting fire, which is depicted as large, glowing, yellow streaks of color.
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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⚠️ dispatch spoilers (ep 8)

bitches pinned post. does this thing work
A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, sitting together at a boardroom table. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, stars, and small cartoon-y recreations of the three characters. Two of the stickers read "nom nom nom" and "YAY!!!". A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, huddled together after getting injured. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, musical notes, and a small cartoon-y recreation of Waterboy. Three of the stickers read "LOL", "meow" and "cutie". Flambae also has cat ears. A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, all holding beer bottles. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, a sun, and smileys. Four of the stickers read "fresh", "Great!", "iykyk" and "SWEATIN'". A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, surrounded by other characters. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, arrows, and small cartoon-y recreations of the Flambae and Prism. Four of the stickers read "YEAH!", "OMG", "LIT" and "Thank you".
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM