badideapants.bsky.social
@badideapants.bsky.social
"At 0100 hours, we used a high power laser to eliminate an unknown airborne threat. We're calling this operation SWEET SIXTEEN"
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Did the cartel drones attack a radio station named "Sender Sunland Park", perhaps?
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Two Oranges? that's a lot of chaos right there.
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Steve Bannon and the Project 2025 folks sure did.
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Worst CAPCHA ever.
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
clear and convincing evidence?
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
So, the Bloomington PD does more work arresting pedophiles than the FBI?
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
We've pulled the refs from the field and if you get rich before you get caught, you can just buy a pardon.

This is a criminogenic environment the likes of 1993 Russia.
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Maybe this is also why he went to DEF CON to scout for hacking talent
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
why is dad redacted?
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
So, like an Ukrainian Uncle Al. Nice!
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The one on the left should be nicknamed Baby Legba!
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I turned on sound to try to catch the Japanese national anthem and was confused for a second or two...

But that's wicked classy.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Oh, yeah.
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Should we rename the trains as well?

"Good afternoon, this is 2:23 Pedo Express. We'll be pulling into Fat Rapist Station next. Look around your seats for your belongings and please put trash in the receptacles by the ends of the cars"
February 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Commuter rail and twisty roads sounds so much better than I-10 through Houston.
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM