I would love to hear from anyone who grew up in the UK* and has stories of:

-parents very obviously favoring their dogs over their kids, in weird ways

-parents kicking kids out of their bedrooms to make it into the dogs' room

*I have a feeling this will be a 99.9999% 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 thing but let's see