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The Badger’s Apprentice
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Tron: Ares is a straight faced remake of Pixels.
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Jurassic World Rebirth’s plot is strangely similar to that of Congo, as discussed in this video: JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH is a bad version of the wrong Michael Crichton novel
youtu.be/vb0nLl9LzGI
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
HEADS OF STATE features Idris Elba as the most famous fictional Prime Minister since that one that f**ked a pig.

Watch our review:
youtu.be/axUEJBfW29c
September 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
They say he came up with could’ve should’ve would’ve, the holy trinity of regret. #garygulman
May 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Owen & Claire are to blame for everything in JURASSIC WORLD
Full video: youtu.be/65lGXddPYdM
April 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
There has been a distinct lack of Gwendoline Christie kicking the shit out of people on TV recently, so thank you #severance
March 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I always liked that Gene Hackman always seemed to play dicks, but like, classy gentleman dicks.
February 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“This sh*t here makes your d*ck hard, I’m talking c**k diesel, baby.”
RIP Groove (1964-2025)
February 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Legit question:
Are “2 Twixs” two fingers or four?
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 AM