It’s -4° in Chicago and my bestie has on no show socks and cropped pants. She makes me feel like an 1800s man bc this forces me to yell “WHY CAN I SEE YOUR ANKLES” at her

gossiping is inherently feminist

Once in a while I like to cook something delicious just to remind myself what I’m capable of but refuse to do

Today I did restorative yoga, took a bath with epson salt and lavender, did a face mask and a lymphatic drainage face massage, journaled and read. So if this week sucks that is not on me and I will act out accordingly

Forever on the pursuit of happiness (perfect skin)

I am a true renter. Hot oil down the drain, “flushable” wipes every day, maintenance request filed for each and every inconvenience. Love it here

Decided to save a few bucks and get generic brand toilet paper so now I start and end my day pissed off

My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.

When is a good time to tell my boyfriend that I hate the color (I picked) that we’re painting the walls… when we’re 60% done? 90%? After he goes out to get us coffee and my dog causes him to spill it on himself? Lemme know

forgot b was here

watching my white guilt ridden best friend have a break down because she just learned AI is terrible for the environment and she’s been using it all semester as a teacher. THIS is why I do it 🩷

everyone is a little too serious and earnest around here. where are the depressed people (funny)

where are all of the celebrities