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I’ve been trying to untangle my fawn response for a long time now, less so without completely hating it; today was the first time I put together that projection can set it off
January 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I’ve been trying to untangle my fawn response for a long time now, less so without completely hating it; today was the first time I put together that projection can set it off
sam darnold really made the super bowl before josh allen
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
sam darnold really made the super bowl before josh allen
I’m not surprised to hear alice on chains on the stinger in rams vs seahawks, I’m just elated to hear them at all
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I’m not surprised to hear alice on chains on the stinger in rams vs seahawks, I’m just elated to hear them at all
see idk I think in these conditions on that 4th & 5 you go for it
January 25, 2026 at 10:49 PM
see idk I think in these conditions on that 4th & 5 you go for it
drake maye cleverly avoiding 3rd and 6 by taking a sack right there, I Know What You Are
January 25, 2026 at 8:39 PM
drake maye cleverly avoiding 3rd and 6 by taking a sack right there, I Know What You Are
is it cold and snowy outside? yes
am I still wandering around my apartment in naught but a lace bra and sweatpants? also yes, bc it feels super cvnt
am I still wandering around my apartment in naught but a lace bra and sweatpants? also yes, bc it feels super cvnt
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
is it cold and snowy outside? yes
am I still wandering around my apartment in naught but a lace bra and sweatpants? also yes, bc it feels super cvnt
am I still wandering around my apartment in naught but a lace bra and sweatpants? also yes, bc it feels super cvnt
oh COME ON
Sources: The Dolphins are hiring Bobby Slowik, their senior passing game coordinator, as the new offensive coordinator.
The former Texans OC helped CJ Stroud to his stellar rookie season. Now, he’s back as a play-caller in Miami.
The former Texans OC helped CJ Stroud to his stellar rookie season. Now, he’s back as a play-caller in Miami.
January 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
oh COME ON
feels ridiculous to be watching a basketball game what with Everything Going On
but I don’t think focusing solely on Everything Going On can be good for my mental health either
but I don’t think focusing solely on Everything Going On can be good for my mental health either
January 24, 2026 at 9:08 PM
feels ridiculous to be watching a basketball game what with Everything Going On
but I don’t think focusing solely on Everything Going On can be good for my mental health either
but I don’t think focusing solely on Everything Going On can be good for my mental health either
what I don't understand is how officials can parrot what is obviously fascist spin when we have video evidence to the contrary documenting actual reality
January 24, 2026 at 7:13 PM
what I don't understand is how officials can parrot what is obviously fascist spin when we have video evidence to the contrary documenting actual reality
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The secret police are executing people in the streets now and it’s pretty clear they intend to keep doing so.
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The secret police are executing people in the streets now and it’s pretty clear they intend to keep doing so.
like I genuinely don’t know what the fuck to do in response to this anymore
I have no words for you if you voted for this
I have no words for you if you voted for this
January 24, 2026 at 6:10 PM
like I genuinely don’t know what the fuck to do in response to this anymore
I have no words for you if you voted for this
I have no words for you if you voted for this
disenfranchisement + prison, this is all fucking unconscionable
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
disenfranchisement + prison, this is all fucking unconscionable
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this administration is actual real evil. how can anyone approve of this
ICE has detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis, despite a judge ordering the baby’s release.
January 24, 2026 at 1:56 AM
this administration is actual real evil. how can anyone approve of this
✋ therapist cancels our usual bimonthly friday appointment
👉 …but he has a 5pm evening slot open next week
👉 …but he has a 5pm evening slot open next week
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
✋ therapist cancels our usual bimonthly friday appointment
👉 …but he has a 5pm evening slot open next week
👉 …but he has a 5pm evening slot open next week
wait
popcorn + sunflower oil + TJ’s everything but the elote seasoning = FUCKS
popcorn + sunflower oil + TJ’s everything but the elote seasoning = FUCKS
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 AM
wait
popcorn + sunflower oil + TJ’s everything but the elote seasoning = FUCKS
popcorn + sunflower oil + TJ’s everything but the elote seasoning = FUCKS
I get to talk to my therapist this weeeeek
mentally spinning around a streetlight about it
mentally spinning around a streetlight about it
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I get to talk to my therapist this weeeeek
mentally spinning around a streetlight about it
mentally spinning around a streetlight about it
the joy of finding a fun, interesting, informative youtube video - and the sorrow of clocking the AI cadence used to write it
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
the joy of finding a fun, interesting, informative youtube video - and the sorrow of clocking the AI cadence used to write it
the absolute inability to use g00gle image search before is maddening
I know it’s enshittification but it’s a CORE PRODUCT
I know it’s enshittification but it’s a CORE PRODUCT
January 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the absolute inability to use g00gle image search before is maddening
I know it’s enshittification but it’s a CORE PRODUCT
I know it’s enshittification but it’s a CORE PRODUCT
more dream(?) study (I can never tell if it’s a dream anymore), I was in an ornate old house, victorian and wooden and twisting - which lends some credence to it being a dream, a lot of my dreams historically feature twisting, surreal, vertical passageways
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
more dream(?) study (I can never tell if it’s a dream anymore), I was in an ornate old house, victorian and wooden and twisting - which lends some credence to it being a dream, a lot of my dreams historically feature twisting, surreal, vertical passageways
HE WENT TO THE FUCKING METROPOLITANS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Infielder Bo Bichette and the New York Mets are in agreement on a three-year, $126 million contract, sources tell ESPN.
After losing the Kyle Tucker sweepstakes, the Mets pivot quickly and get one of the best players left on the market. @WillSammon was first on the deal.
After losing the Kyle Tucker sweepstakes, the Mets pivot quickly and get one of the best players left on the market. @WillSammon was first on the deal.
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
HE WENT TO THE FUCKING METROPOLITANS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I Once Again had a dream last night and it was Once Again weird and vaguely party-themed
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I Once Again had a dream last night and it was Once Again weird and vaguely party-themed
I have chilaquiles con bistec y huevos, I have a mug of hot coffee, they’re gonna announce bo to the phillies today, it’s a long weekend full of stress-free playoff football
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I have chilaquiles con bistec y huevos, I have a mug of hot coffee, they’re gonna announce bo to the phillies today, it’s a long weekend full of stress-free playoff football
[cat reading a newspaper dot meme] I should try out a spell from the PGM this year
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
[cat reading a newspaper dot meme] I should try out a spell from the PGM this year