Clever User Name
@badfae.bsky.social
Fat, fat-positive, mouthy, democratic socialist, intersectional feminist, agnostic atheist, polyamorous, bi/pan, demisexual word-nerd. She/her.
Pinned
Clever User Name
@badfae.bsky.social
· Jan 25
"Pet peeve"? I have a peeve menagerie. A multi-acre zoo of peeves.
"Maybe that'll be the title of my autobiography--'You Can't Reason With Cats'."
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Maybe that'll be the title of my autobiography--'You Can't Reason With Cats'."
Spending the holiday weekend at work, coming to terms with the fact that I am, somehow, "meeting my partner's adult children" years old.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Spending the holiday weekend at work, coming to terms with the fact that I am, somehow, "meeting my partner's adult children" years old.
I love how the boxes for cotton swabs are all "look at all these ways you can use our product!" when we're just buying them to stick them in our ears. It's like how they label sex toys as "for novelty only". Come on, now. We all know that's going in a hole.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I love how the boxes for cotton swabs are all "look at all these ways you can use our product!" when we're just buying them to stick them in our ears. It's like how they label sex toys as "for novelty only". Come on, now. We all know that's going in a hole.
"It's old school. Wood bar, wood floors, wood walls... Wood. Wood. It's like a lumberyard threw up in there."
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"It's old school. Wood bar, wood floors, wood walls... Wood. Wood. It's like a lumberyard threw up in there."
I totally jinxed myself with this post, just so you all know 😆
I *wanted* to stay home and do nothing today. I'm compromising by going to work and doing very little.
(luckily, there's not much for me to do here on a Saturday)
(luckily, there's not much for me to do here on a Saturday)
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I totally jinxed myself with this post, just so you all know 😆
I *wanted* to stay home and do nothing today. I'm compromising by going to work and doing very little.
(luckily, there's not much for me to do here on a Saturday)
(luckily, there's not much for me to do here on a Saturday)
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I *wanted* to stay home and do nothing today. I'm compromising by going to work and doing very little.
(luckily, there's not much for me to do here on a Saturday)
(luckily, there's not much for me to do here on a Saturday)
"Do you know why I'm so sassy today? It's because it's SASSERDAY."
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"Do you know why I'm so sassy today? It's because it's SASSERDAY."
"Oh. I didn't know there was gonna be mayhem. I knew there'd be shenanigans, and perhaps even some tomfoolery, but mayhem? My goodness."
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Oh. I didn't know there was gonna be mayhem. I knew there'd be shenanigans, and perhaps even some tomfoolery, but mayhem? My goodness."
"I can't even see this dude, with the khaki and two different kinds of camo. It's just a scooter that's weirdly standing up."
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"I can't even see this dude, with the khaki and two different kinds of camo. It's just a scooter that's weirdly standing up."
Reposted by Clever User Name
"We went from metaphors to petit fours."
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"We went from metaphors to petit fours."
"Mmm. Liquid."
"Oh, yeah. Everybody likes a good liquid."
"Oh, yeah. Everybody likes a good liquid."
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Mmm. Liquid."
"Oh, yeah. Everybody likes a good liquid."
"Oh, yeah. Everybody likes a good liquid."
I just realized my last six posts here are quotes. Two were me, two were my girlfriend, one was on TV, and one was overheard at work.
October 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I just realized my last six posts here are quotes. Two were me, two were my girlfriend, one was on TV, and one was overheard at work.
"I feel like some of my territory got annexed."
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"I feel like some of my territory got annexed."
Less than a week later, we went to one that was FULL of geese.
"I think one of the nice things about cemeteries that people don't mention enough is the lack of geese."
October 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Less than a week later, we went to one that was FULL of geese.
"You got a man-cold? The marathon gave you a man-cold?"
"Yeah. Probably too much high-fivin'."
"Yeah. Probably too much high-fivin'."
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"You got a man-cold? The marathon gave you a man-cold?"
"Yeah. Probably too much high-fivin'."
"Yeah. Probably too much high-fivin'."
"I think one of the nice things about cemeteries that people don't mention enough is the lack of geese."
October 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"I think one of the nice things about cemeteries that people don't mention enough is the lack of geese."
"What's the matter with you?"
"Nothin'. I just don't like swiss cheese."
"Some'm wrong if you don't like swiss cheese, bro."
"Nothin'. I just don't like swiss cheese."
"Some'm wrong if you don't like swiss cheese, bro."
October 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"What's the matter with you?"
"Nothin'. I just don't like swiss cheese."
"Some'm wrong if you don't like swiss cheese, bro."
"Nothin'. I just don't like swiss cheese."
"Some'm wrong if you don't like swiss cheese, bro."
"Phenomenon. Phenomenomenomenon. Phenominecronomicon."
October 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Phenomenon. Phenomenomenomenon. Phenominecronomicon."
Reposted by Clever User Name
Abolish ICE.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
October 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Abolish ICE.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
"I'm just peeing and contemplating my existence, as one does in the bathroom."
September 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"I'm just peeing and contemplating my existence, as one does in the bathroom."
Reposted by Clever User Name
It would be super nifty cool if someone gave me five million dollars right about now.
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It would be super nifty cool if someone gave me five million dollars right about now.
Reposted by Clever User Name
They’re not ideologues.They’re power hungry crooks pretending to be ideologues.
If you’re celebrating them taking away constitutional rights from those you don’t like or disagree with, know this:
They could easily take away your rights.
In fact, they will.
You gave them the permission to do it.
If you’re celebrating them taking away constitutional rights from those you don’t like or disagree with, know this:
They could easily take away your rights.
In fact, they will.
You gave them the permission to do it.
September 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
They’re not ideologues.They’re power hungry crooks pretending to be ideologues.
If you’re celebrating them taking away constitutional rights from those you don’t like or disagree with, know this:
They could easily take away your rights.
In fact, they will.
You gave them the permission to do it.
If you’re celebrating them taking away constitutional rights from those you don’t like or disagree with, know this:
They could easily take away your rights.
In fact, they will.
You gave them the permission to do it.
Reposted by Clever User Name
Hi, Bluesky! It’s God.
Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Don’t let the bastards get you down.
September 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hi, Bluesky! It’s God.
Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Reposted by Clever User Name
So let me get this straight, magas are against political violence unless it happens to… women, children, black people, immigrants, Muslims, atheists, gay people, trans, homeless, Democrats, Ukrainians, Palestinians, or disabled people? Did I get that right?
September 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So let me get this straight, magas are against political violence unless it happens to… women, children, black people, immigrants, Muslims, atheists, gay people, trans, homeless, Democrats, Ukrainians, Palestinians, or disabled people? Did I get that right?