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English-French. Français-Anglais. Brummie. Migrant. Pyrénées Orientales, North Catalonia, France. I suffer from Aston Villa.
I'll happily never go again; there are many places in the world much more likeable than Gilead 2025.
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
We must funeral these. FTF! UTV!
December 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
There is also a variant: « Occupe-toi (or Mêle-toi) de tes fesses. » which means "Take care of (or concern yourself with) your own buttocks/backside."
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
We also say « Ce ne sont pas tes oignons » "These are not your onions."
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
There is a font called 'Fat Bastard'. Just saying.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
On the Buses.
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
UTV!
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
« iels »
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
'taches to gashes, lust you must'
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It is a 'taste of your own medicine' agressive-agressive reponse to piss-takers on phones on public transport. Can be used to point out that it is not cool to act like you are the only person in the world on the train/bus/waiting room.etc. Not for everyone and could result in unwanted strife. ;-)
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I just sing the Marseillaise loudly at anyone using their phone on public transport.*
*Unless they look hard and ready to batter me of course.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's Fesshole so if you want to be obtuse about the problem of phones on public transport then that's ok.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Great work. They pass level one. Level two is working out how to use the decline call and send to voicemail option.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I'd like to see Storm Trooper.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ma hantise; je vous plains.
October 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM