guy who’s never been to baltimore watching the wire like “why does this 12 year old boy with a gun talk like he’s got a mouthful of peanut butter?”
April 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
guy who’s never been to baltimore watching the wire like “why does this 12 year old boy with a gun talk like he’s got a mouthful of peanut butter?”
“peep the new whip. been borrowing my grandmas social security checks for a minute to buy this. it’s called a Volvo which i think is like part of the pussy or sum. you guys tryna hotbox it later? my PO ain’t gonna drug test me till like next week bro, it’s chill.”
March 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“peep the new whip. been borrowing my grandmas social security checks for a minute to buy this. it’s called a Volvo which i think is like part of the pussy or sum. you guys tryna hotbox it later? my PO ain’t gonna drug test me till like next week bro, it’s chill.”
vocabulary is an op. y’all make up new words to make me feel dumb and i won’t fall for it.
March 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
vocabulary is an op. y’all make up new words to make me feel dumb and i won’t fall for it.
yeah i’m thinking it’s left over tacos again tonight
March 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
yeah i’m thinking it’s left over tacos again tonight
has anyone ever done the gucci man brrr but with dub reverb?
March 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
has anyone ever done the gucci man brrr but with dub reverb?
please clean up after your dog! i found this in my driveway this morning!!
March 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
please clean up after your dog! i found this in my driveway this morning!!
man, what the hell…
March 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
man, what the hell…
every time i start to reconsider if i actually want to move this city throws a whole new shit storm my way and i wonder how i haven’t left yet.
March 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
every time i start to reconsider if i actually want to move this city throws a whole new shit storm my way and i wonder how i haven’t left yet.
would anyone mind if a white boy put on some clairo here?
March 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
would anyone mind if a white boy put on some clairo here?
writing a paper for school for the first time in years and realizing im functionally illiterate
February 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
writing a paper for school for the first time in years and realizing im functionally illiterate
fucked up off the gas station pack having premonitions
February 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
fucked up off the gas station pack having premonitions
got yelled at by a guy in a winnepeg jets jersey in the grocery store parking lot. something must be done about the northern menace. i will take no shit from a canuck.
February 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
got yelled at by a guy in a winnepeg jets jersey in the grocery store parking lot. something must be done about the northern menace. i will take no shit from a canuck.
gonna go drink espresso martinis with teachers
February 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
gonna go drink espresso martinis with teachers
how tf can i only watch a caps broadcast of a flyers home game?
February 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
how tf can i only watch a caps broadcast of a flyers home game?
our ice isn’t good enough for the delicate caps 😢😢
February 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
our ice isn’t good enough for the delicate caps 😢😢
trying to figure out where the boundaries are on this site. if this account goes away just know i found them
February 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
trying to figure out where the boundaries are on this site. if this account goes away just know i found them
i gotta get more insufferable
February 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i gotta get more insufferable
fuck, they got lib grifters on here too?
February 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
fuck, they got lib grifters on here too?
you already know i complained the whole time doing this 🔥💯BELLYACHER💯🔥
February 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
you already know i complained the whole time doing this 🔥💯BELLYACHER💯🔥
this is how i describe anything anyone else in @ajmlive.bsky.social likes
February 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
this is how i describe anything anyone else in @ajmlive.bsky.social likes
love this guy he looks like a create-a-player :)
February 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
love this guy he looks like a create-a-player :)
i like to listen to political podcasts at work in hopes they will entertain and inform me and all i end up realizing is that there’s a ton of words and i don’t know what a lot of them mean
February 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i like to listen to political podcasts at work in hopes they will entertain and inform me and all i end up realizing is that there’s a ton of words and i don’t know what a lot of them mean
in the stu giving a blood sacrifice
February 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
in the stu giving a blood sacrifice
tony taters playing for toronto is a fate worse than death. i hate baseball forever.
January 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
tony taters playing for toronto is a fate worse than death. i hate baseball forever.
the flyers are playing the red wings tonight. me and my dad’s relationship hasn’t been this strained since i decided i could fight him when i was 16.
January 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the flyers are playing the red wings tonight. me and my dad’s relationship hasn’t been this strained since i decided i could fight him when i was 16.