maddie girl
@baddiehook.bsky.social
not loving my chances of doing this correctly after seeing the first comment
April 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
not loving my chances of doing this correctly after seeing the first comment
not to be annoying but i’m sorrrrrr drunk right now
April 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
not to be annoying but i’m sorrrrrr drunk right now
literally tapping my toe right now on the subway platform listening to love song by sara bareilles
March 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
literally tapping my toe right now on the subway platform listening to love song by sara bareilles
did my taxes before april!!! i’m like really proud of myself 🥹
March 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
did my taxes before april!!! i’m like really proud of myself 🥹
you guys aren’t liking enough of my tweets….
March 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
you guys aren’t liking enough of my tweets….
you should be allowed to yell if someone is walking really slow down the subway stairs and makes you miss the subway by like .01 of a second
March 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
you should be allowed to yell if someone is walking really slow down the subway stairs and makes you miss the subway by like .01 of a second
couldn’t decide what i wanted to listen to but then i decided on It’s Alright It’s OK from ashley tisdale’s sophomore album
March 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
couldn’t decide what i wanted to listen to but then i decided on It’s Alright It’s OK from ashley tisdale’s sophomore album
bluesky i want to love you so much, but i desperately need the draft option
March 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
bluesky i want to love you so much, but i desperately need the draft option
live tweeting trump’s address to the joint session of congress
March 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
live tweeting trump’s address to the joint session of congress
we should take back the term young adult
February 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
we should take back the term young adult
met a lawyer tonight who has tattoos all over his arms
February 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
met a lawyer tonight who has tattoos all over his arms
met a dude named luigi tonight….was only thinking about him 💭💭
February 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
met a dude named luigi tonight….was only thinking about him 💭💭
thought i got some oregano ass weed from the smoke shop, but now i’m trying to make an ice cream sandwich with two ritz crackers, so it’s safe to say the weed is real
February 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
thought i got some oregano ass weed from the smoke shop, but now i’m trying to make an ice cream sandwich with two ritz crackers, so it’s safe to say the weed is real
dad just referred to timothee chalamet as my “little friend”
February 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
dad just referred to timothee chalamet as my “little friend”
my mom just asked me if i care if she turns on charlie puth tv….
sounds like my worst nightmare, but sure
sounds like my worst nightmare, but sure
February 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my mom just asked me if i care if she turns on charlie puth tv….
sounds like my worst nightmare, but sure
sounds like my worst nightmare, but sure
wait i’ve been back in pittsburgh for 16 hours and ive already been convinced that taking a vacation to universal studios is in my best interest
February 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
wait i’ve been back in pittsburgh for 16 hours and ive already been convinced that taking a vacation to universal studios is in my best interest
forgot groundhog day was this weekend…not listening to that fraud this year, tbh
February 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
forgot groundhog day was this weekend…not listening to that fraud this year, tbh
just marked this tweet as “show more like this :)”
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
just marked this tweet as “show more like this :)”
if you or someone you love has been burnt on the arm by a bursting cherry tomato, you may be entitled to compensation
January 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
if you or someone you love has been burnt on the arm by a bursting cherry tomato, you may be entitled to compensation
i can’t fucking deal with all of the fuzzies from my scarf getting stuck in my lipgloss when i’m walking around in the winter
January 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i can’t fucking deal with all of the fuzzies from my scarf getting stuck in my lipgloss when i’m walking around in the winter
i don’t want anyone who is arguing about if die hard is a christmas movie within 5 feet of me….are you seriously still talking about that??? grow up!
December 25, 2024 at 5:01 AM
i don’t want anyone who is arguing about if die hard is a christmas movie within 5 feet of me….are you seriously still talking about that??? grow up!
me using my x-ray vision to see if the hot dude sitting in the row in front of me on this plane is a hatfish or not
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt is making a face
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt is making a face
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:21 PM
me using my x-ray vision to see if the hot dude sitting in the row in front of me on this plane is a hatfish or not
having to show my passport to the doordash delivery guy for a bottle of robitssun because my wallet is forever and always living on the 1st ave train tracks
December 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
having to show my passport to the doordash delivery guy for a bottle of robitssun because my wallet is forever and always living on the 1st ave train tracks
this is what i’m talking about when i say i wish i could just transport home
December 6, 2024 at 3:32 AM
this is what i’m talking about when i say i wish i could just transport home
becoming a functioning alcoholic! ttyl
December 6, 2024 at 3:13 AM
becoming a functioning alcoholic! ttyl