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President Weesey of A.R.S.E HQ, G.O. Jail ---/\ she/her
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PROBABLY PRETENDY GOOD
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18 OUAT, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
I know where my towel is, I'm not gonna smeggin panic
Ok, Who dumped this blue box in my way?
Mind how you go
Don't bother!
YES
This was definitely the cake I had in mind.
And also.
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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No. 1925
this was to Pepper, "or I will be writing a letter to your mother informing her of the lamentable and unladylike state of her offspring's manners."
"Well, 'scuse *us," said Adam, aggrieved. "Pepper was just looking at you. I didn't know there was any lor against *looking*."
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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No. 1923
the scampering figure of a small dog.
"You! Stop!" shouted R P Tyler.
The Them braked to a halt and looked at him.
"I knew it was you, Adam Young, and your little, hmph, cabal. What, might I enquire, are you children doing out at this time of night? Do your fathers know you're out?"
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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No. 1919
Shutzi gave a little yelp and darted behind R P Tyler, where it remained, shivering.
The strangers climbed back on to their bikes. The one in white (a hippie, by the look of him, thought R P Tyler) dropped an empty crisp packet on to the grass.
"Excuse *me*, barked Tyler.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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No. 1918
either the left-hand fork or go straight on, either way you'll arrive at the airbase (although the left-hand fork is almost a tenth of a mile shorter) and you can't miss it."
Famine stared at him blankly. "I, uh, I'm not sure I got that..." he began.
I DID. LET US GO.
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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No. 1903
Story continues from no. 1901
R P Tyler looked away, embarrassed. It might be that the sole purpose of his evening constitutional was to allow the dog to relieve itself, but he was dashed if he'd admit that to himself. He stared up at the storm clouds. They were banked up so high,
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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DISCWORLD FANS!
I has a Packidgeee!
From the Discworld shop (not to be confused with the Emporium), they had 10pc off collectible pin badges recently, so it would have been rude not to.
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Oh it will be a Perfect Day when we get you behind bars, trust me!
We don't need anyone stirring things up, thank you very much!
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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WHAT is going on in my life, and indeed Jail's??
First, the GO Jail Bandit who, mercifully, seems to have hung up his hacksaw and now this, angst-ridden pirate radio station...S.O. RABEY, PLEASE REPORT IN!!
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November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yeah
SO GRATEFUL
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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SATURDAY COMIC CON: 2 DRs TALK
EVERY time I hear David say 'heard' or 'version' in his scottish accent, I am immediatley taken back to Staged.
Here's one of the free gifts that were being given out after the talk, a very good quality notebook that is to be my new Auto Book!
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is what I mean, it says photos, autos and stages. You just buy when you get there, make sure you got cash and card.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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😭😭😭
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November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Here's mine on my tree, between them.
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
TINY NYES UNITE!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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HALLOWE'EN GOOD OMENS CHRISTMAS TREE UPDATE
David's Diamond Pass has graced the tree.
The cottage key is now with A&C @nineprecisely.bsky.social
And I remembered these crochet Tinies that I bought at a summer con.
I have more hallowe'en stuff to go on it somewhere.
It's in a Safe Place.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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This Go Jail Bandit person is looking very familiar to me...can't quite put my finger on it...something about their eyes...
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
We can't diss the Metatron at the moment bcos of...Reasons.
He really is a Poppet.
Can you improvise??
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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AHH, MEMORIES...
In searching for a particular pic, I came across this.
It's liable to happen again.
@theineffablecon.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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MY SHOE WINGS.
You can just about make out my awesome octopus (Kracken?) sox. I'm gonna try and out-sox DT.
Tall order, I know.
I did wear the EVERY sox of Pain and Despair yest, but didn't really have to chance to show anyone.
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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HOW DID I forget to post this??
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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WELL, HELLO SWEETIE!
He's going straight on my Halloween GO xmas tree when I get back, obvs next to Michael Whitley, or Martin Sheen, or whoever he is.
They are also both Batch 3 @laitnnt.bsky.social
Thanku for attending my TED talk, I hope you enjoyed it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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IT'S AMAZING, who you bump into at these cons!
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
BYE BYE Olympia.
See you next time.
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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AND NOW...
Let's have some boos!!!
But not really, bcos Sir Derek was an absolute cutie.
I also witnessed something really touching, as Sir D left the photo shoot. He was stood talking to DT & Sir D lifted his hand & cupped DT's cheek. So sweet. I'm glad I got to meet him.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM