My bairn (aged 6) proudly told me on Friday after school that his class have a laptop that they get to use and then asked if I had laptop when I was at school.

A fucking laptop?! In a Fife primary school?! In 1990?!

We had this beast and if we were lucky you got a wee game of Chuckie Egg

Very confident of landing the Hearts content creator gig

Frank the boy

Dad's up and down the country watching Gladiator's

Hangovers in your 40s

Me heading out on the drink / me getting home from the drink

The festive period has defeated Frank

What an ugly, trendy boy.

Sadness in his eyes

Remember when Hearts released a strip so bad that the player modelling it looked like he'd just witnessed a war crime?

Smile : over hyped garbage that jumped the shark

Smile 2 : hold my beer

What a babe

Elon tweeting about fucking Tommy Robinson was the last straw for me. Get right in the sea.

Hearts against Celtic?

At 7:45pm?

On a Saturday?

Calm down you horny bunch

What a lad