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The Bad Advice Booth
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This has been my life the last 2 months~

✨️Mr. Henry Allen Flapjack✨️
A photo of a small tricolored cowboy corgi sitting in a leaf filled sand box with sand coating his nose
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The Spotted Hyena is one of my top 3 favorite wild animals (the others being bears and orca whales.)

They are also considered a Keystone Species. And deserve so much more love and respect than they often get.
A photo of a spotted hyena standing in grass with the words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUE" written around it.
September 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The North American Alligator is one of my favorite animals. Did you know that they create "Gator Holes" that collect water and become effective oasis during the dry season? Between that and being an apex predator, they are considered a Key Stone Species.
A photo of a fat and happy looking alligator sitting in a body of water with the words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUE" written around it.
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Opossums are neat! They are highly resistant to snake venom, and almost entirely immune to rabies! They eat ticks and help clean up our neighborhoods! And they have cute little fingerless gloves!
A close up photo of an opossum with its mouth open and thr words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUE" surrounding it.
September 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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(Tbf I think all species of bats are cute- but I also know that, in general, a lot of people have irrational fears surrounding these silly little guys.)
A close up photo of a small bat covered in pollen. The words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUES" surround his little face.
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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And Dakota is also here!

#SecretLivesOfMormomWives #reunionspecial
#TheFifthBeatle
A screen shot from the reunions special of season 2 Secret Lives Of Mormon Housewives. It shows Dakota (a very mid blue eyed white man with brown hair in a suit) mid blink as it looks like he is picking his nose. The title attached to him says "Dakota | 32 | Taylor's Baby" and the closed captioning reads "I'm Da- Dakota." "-[Jacob] Happy to be here." He is awkwardly reintroduced himself even though he has been out here for over 25 minutes. It is very silly.
July 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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I think this was my 1000th post on this weird backwater site and I am okay with that.
A screen cap of my page with 999posts highlighted. I am very drunk right now and I have auto alt text on otherwise I would not be here. Please tell me is this is something that helps you or that you just read out of curiosity. I need to know that my efforts are not wasted. I try to be a decent human but I think i do it begrudgingly and out of spite and thus I will never actually be a Good Person. I am really just drowning in my sense of self (or lack there of) rn. I need to know that this means something. ... Also my friends cat just barfed and I have to go pick it up.
April 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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If you would have told me that 2025 was the year I would go feral for a ship involving John Turturro and Christopher Walken... I would have been confused, surprised, yet very delighted at the prospect.

#Severance
A screenshot of two elderly men, John Turturro and Christopher Walken, as their characters in the TV show Severance, standing close together in a plan filled room. Their forheads are touching, and their eyes are closed. A subtitle reads, "Stay here with me."
March 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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The Full Monty (1997) is an underrated classic.
A screenshot of two men standing on the roof of a car submerged in an urban waterway. A boy is walking across a steel beam from the top of the car to dry land. A screenshot of three men sitting on a grassy hillside overlooking a gray English city. Two of them are smoking cigarettes, and the other is smiling. A screenshot of two men in red thongs hopping over backyard brick walls separating small English backyards. There are many clothes lines with wash drying. They have just stolen some of this laundry. A subtitle at the bottom of the screen reads "-whoo-hoo! -(laughing)" A screenshot of 6 men standing on a stage, all naked except for the hats they are holding over their crotches. They are also all holding red leather thongs in their off hands.
March 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Nothing sluttier than a man showing a little ankle

#FreeLuigi
A photo from Luigi Mangione's latest court appearance. The shot is of his lower legs and feet underneath the table he is sitting at. He is wearing light beige dress pants and tan leather loafers. He also has a pair of cuffs around his crossed ankles. They are very nice ankles just as he is a very nice boy.
February 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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My friend confirmed it.

It's piss.
A screen shot of me texting the above picture to my friend with the question "this is piss- right?" To which they immediately responded "Yup. As someone who works in a urology clinic, I can confirm that is certified piss."
February 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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When did 7UP (sp?) start selling bottles of dehydrated long haul trucker pee???
A photo of a display in a grocery store. The display is full of plastic bottles of 7UP but the bottles are filled with a clear orange liquid that looks like the urine from a dehydrated long haul trucker. The words on the display say, "Tropic like it's hot!"
February 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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A friend hmu to remind me that tomorrow is the first event of the year for me and my old Bad Advice Booth~~
An event flyer for the "Bizzarre Bazaar" which advertises "collectibles, electronics, streetcar, 80s 90s Y2K, Toys, Games, Video Games, Comics" at Blair Alley Arcade from 2pm-6pm in Eugene Oregon. There is a massive colorized image of Bat Boy (from The National Enquirer fame) in the center of the flyer.
February 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Decided today was a good day to plant some seeds.

Some of them are 20+ years old (my dad is a hoarder), but hey- maybe they will surprise me.
A photo of a gardening tray with 8 6-pack start planters sitting in it. It is all filled with poting soil. Each 6-pack has a little flag poking out of it, indicating what was planted there.
February 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Decided to take 50% more of my meds today....

As a treat.
A close up of a hand with 3 white pills.
February 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Are other people getting flooded with these kinds of accounts and replies?

I don't want to assume this is a new wave of bots because I am pro🍉 and would donate if I wasn't actually broke as fuck.

But also- I could imagine grifters taking advantage of this situation.
A screen shot of an account replying to my post about "Some Fae Bitches" with a request for a donation to their family in Gaza.
February 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Really hope @thestorygraph.com expands their social options at some point in the near future because the notes in my reading journal should not be kept private....
A screenshot of the app The Story Graph and an entry in my reading journal for A Court of Mist and Fury (of which I am 1% (approximately 6 pages) into. The entry reads: "I decided to start A Court of Mist and Fury to match the vibe of how i am currently feeling (shitty) and within the first chapter (approximately 10 minutes of audiobook) we have established 3 (three) things- 1) flushing toilets exist in the Fey Relm 2) Tamlin and Feyre are both absolutely terrible at dealing with PTSD. 3) somehow Bella Fucking Swan was able to handle becoming a vampire with more grace and dignity than Feyre is handling becoming a High Fey."
February 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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And we mustn't forget the always dangerous Gina Gershon~~~
The actress Gina Gershon
February 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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I did The Thig
A photo of a freshly lit fire in a woodstove
February 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Yeaaahhhhhh
A screenshot of a Facebook post from Kiernan Haney that says "Y'all remember when Elon Musk snorted ketamine after inviting Azalea Banks over for a threesome with him and Grimes then kept Azalea in a wing of the house for days without addressing her bc, in his K-induced haze, he dropped the stocks of Tesla down to $420 and his shareholders were threatening to sell all in retaliation so Azalea watched as he had a sweaty meltdown (her description, not mine) in his kitchen trying to undo everything until Azalea called an Uber to go back home and Grimes was apologizing saying "sometimes he gets like this" Yeah"
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Also For Your Consideration
A photo of the actress Gillian Anderson
February 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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For Your Consideration...
A photo of the actress Katey Segal A photo of the actress Angela Bassett in a purple dress A photo of the actress Lucy Liu A photo of the actress Lucy Lawless
February 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally
Bill Murray from Groundhogs Day looking tired and vaguely confused and holding a microphone infront of a log labeled "PHIL" except that he has been photoshopped into David Byrnes Stop Making Sense suit and there are the words "Same as it ever was, same as it ever was..." written around him.
February 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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POV: You've been invited to Join The Polycule.
The cast of Moulin Rouge (2001) in a line with their arms open and inviting.
February 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM