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bacteriablast.bsky.social
@bacteriablast.bsky.social
Ask me about my infections
Let’s play dragon age with mama
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
In a perfect world we would only need to pee and poop once a week and that would be healthy & normal
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Fool of the week for daring to leave my house without blistex!! Hello crust nation
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
accidentally cut my hand on a cornflake and I’m worried it’s getting infected
December 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Smoked foods are a top 10 human invention to me
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
one day you will realize that peanut brittle is your enemy
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reposted
(At the bar) Sorry about my friend he emerged fully formed from a seed pod a couple days ago
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Me, tasteless & stupid: boy would I like some wood panelling in my home one day

The perennially chic McDonalds: OSB png
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I loathe an ambiguous bathroom situation
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Convinced myself that only mild doritos would fix my headache
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I accidentally reposted 3 reels just today…when will this madness end
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I love recipe descriptions because what do you mean your dad boiled his lead fishing weights in the same pot he served your daily tea in
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Scariest things on earth according to Tuz
1. Ivan (too tall)
2. Oranges
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mealprepped for two days
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is competitive🗣️🗣️ birdwatching I WILL steal the finches from your yard if ur slacking
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
it’s close call monday 💕
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We should all meet up and hit whoever runs yegwave with hammers
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Having been on both sides of the debate I think that ultimately not having a drivers/car is more chic
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Frankenstein (2025) is About the cycle of so called “dead-beat” dads
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I vow to you, my dearest confidants, that I will have a very fibreful month
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I only wish that Dolly Parton would turn me into a berry pie
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Breaking news! Everything sucks expect one or two things
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
crlebrating my 4 month unemployment streak by powering through a 1000 page tome of diabolical middle aged yuri. A decadence that unfortunately nobody else can relish in
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Watched way too many Wendy Williams clips and had to pay the price
October 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
For one crazy second I thought Caroline polachek was getting married to markiplier
October 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM