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Bacon Wrapped Dildos
@baconwrapped.bsky.social
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Keen for the peen
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baconwrapped.bsky.social
The Bussy stops here.
A yellow road work sign on a city sidewalk that has been vandalized with white paint marker from saying in black font "Temporary Bus Stop" to saying Temporary busSY stop"
January 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
baconwrapped.bsky.social
I would trust this person with my life.
Someone wearing black T-shirt that reads "I love Björk and Bareback"
January 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
baconwrapped.bsky.social
The perfect store doesn't exis-
A store front that's open with a yellow sign above assorted wares that says in bold black font: "ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS"
January 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
baconwrapped.bsky.social
The signs are everywhere
A yawning gray tabby cat laying on a doormat that reads "GO AWAY" but is covering the "O AW" so it just says "GAY"
January 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
baconwrapped.bsky.social
Romance is alive and well 💕
Two white stickers with statements written in sharpie stuck to some sort of electrical box on the street. The left sticker: "Tickle my manhole and and and my balls with your big beard" Right sticker: "Then I'll skullfuck your mouth violently like you fucken' deserve it!"
January 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
baconwrapped.bsky.social
This has no other connotation, what do you mean?
A diagram of a red Shy Guy from Mario, the left side holding a bendy straw and walking forward, the right side planting the bendy straw down. The text says "Move in, and slurp". HEAVY GAY UNDERTONES
January 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
baconwrapped.bsky.social
Can't stop won't stop
A vintage line drawing of two people putting up decorations with the text "Let us be gay"
January 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM