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Trump doesn't date, he grabs what he wants, becuase when you're a star, he does whatever he wants
January 18, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Trump doesn't date, he grabs what he wants, becuase when you're a star, he does whatever he wants
...or take away his power. 25th amendment via a vacancy in the presidents brain.
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
...or take away his power. 25th amendment via a vacancy in the presidents brain.
Trumps siege on a NATO ally has begun... war with trade. Starve them out campaign.
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Trumps siege on a NATO ally has begun... war with trade. Starve them out campaign.
We are having that same pouring water on the ground thing here in Baton Rouge today... pouring rain.
January 17, 2026 at 7:15 PM
We are having that same pouring water on the ground thing here in Baton Rouge today... pouring rain.
Speaking of owning the world and despotism...
He started his siege to conquer Greenland.
He started his siege to conquer Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Speaking of owning the world and despotism...
He started his siege to conquer Greenland.
He started his siege to conquer Greenland.
He's so amazing!
He has a Nobel 🏅
A Purple Heart 🏅
A World Cup soccer 🏆
A FIFA World cup winners medal 🏅
I am truly amazed at what this individual shamelessly does..
He has a Nobel 🏅
A Purple Heart 🏅
A World Cup soccer 🏆
A FIFA World cup winners medal 🏅
I am truly amazed at what this individual shamelessly does..
January 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
He's so amazing!
He has a Nobel 🏅
A Purple Heart 🏅
A World Cup soccer 🏆
A FIFA World cup winners medal 🏅
I am truly amazed at what this individual shamelessly does..
He has a Nobel 🏅
A Purple Heart 🏅
A World Cup soccer 🏆
A FIFA World cup winners medal 🏅
I am truly amazed at what this individual shamelessly does..
Same doctor who gave Trump his draft dodge bone spurs note?
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Same doctor who gave Trump his draft dodge bone spurs note?
Yes. Hemorrhoids can be an occupational hazard: semi internal bleeding.
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Yes. Hemorrhoids can be an occupational hazard: semi internal bleeding.
... because when you're a star you can do anything... touch 'em anywhere, or....
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
... because when you're a star you can do anything... touch 'em anywhere, or....
Of the 3 worst jobs numbers in 23 years, he owns 2 of the worst.
Biden 2 million jobs created, Trump 584 thousand.
Biden 2 million jobs created, Trump 584 thousand.
January 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Of the 3 worst jobs numbers in 23 years, he owns 2 of the worst.
Biden 2 million jobs created, Trump 584 thousand.
Biden 2 million jobs created, Trump 584 thousand.
Inspired by the Olive Garden cheese bread sticks.
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Inspired by the Olive Garden cheese bread sticks.
He hates to be reminded of the pedo days with Epstein... he can't seem to shake it.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
He hates to be reminded of the pedo days with Epstein... he can't seem to shake it.
We prosecute murderers. We protest the government murdering people.
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
We prosecute murderers. We protest the government murdering people.
Man shoots woman for taunting him?
What kind of man even hits a woman for disobeying him?... "hats off" to that man?
What kind of man even hits a woman for disobeying him?... "hats off" to that man?
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Man shoots woman for taunting him?
What kind of man even hits a woman for disobeying him?... "hats off" to that man?
What kind of man even hits a woman for disobeying him?... "hats off" to that man?
What kind of man hits a woman in the face becuase she's not obeying him?
Feel free to exchange "hit" with "shoot".
Feel free to exchange "hit" with "shoot".
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
What kind of man hits a woman in the face becuase she's not obeying him?
Feel free to exchange "hit" with "shoot".
Feel free to exchange "hit" with "shoot".
There's a huge distinction between the US Government killing a citizen, and other bad crime...
The US should be Good, not bad.
The US should be Good, not bad.
January 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
There's a huge distinction between the US Government killing a citizen, and other bad crime...
The US should be Good, not bad.
The US should be Good, not bad.
There's a huge distinction between the US Government killing a citizen, and other bad crime...
The US should be Good, not bad.
The US should be Good, not bad.
January 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
There's a huge distinction between the US Government killing a citizen, and other bad crime...
The US should be Good, not bad.
The US should be Good, not bad.
Awesome! How many presidents have received a Nobel Prize trophy and a Purple Heart medal?
...oh!
And a Soccer Cup trophy!
So proud...
...oh!
And a Soccer Cup trophy!
So proud...
January 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Awesome! How many presidents have received a Nobel Prize trophy and a Purple Heart medal?
...oh!
And a Soccer Cup trophy!
So proud...
...oh!
And a Soccer Cup trophy!
So proud...
What film series had this type of slapstick, humorously incompetent policemen?
January 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
What film series had this type of slapstick, humorously incompetent policemen?
Fear and loathing in America.
Citizens are feeling uncertain, worried, and disturbed by the careless and illogical administration.
Lead by a mentally defective President.
Citizens are feeling uncertain, worried, and disturbed by the careless and illogical administration.
Lead by a mentally defective President.
January 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Fear and loathing in America.
Citizens are feeling uncertain, worried, and disturbed by the careless and illogical administration.
Lead by a mentally defective President.
Citizens are feeling uncertain, worried, and disturbed by the careless and illogical administration.
Lead by a mentally defective President.
I'll give him my bowling trophy 🏆 if that helps.
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I'll give him my bowling trophy 🏆 if that helps.
Trump said the woman was being "very disordly", and praises the ICE agent. Pardon.
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Trump said the woman was being "very disordly", and praises the ICE agent. Pardon.
Fear and loathing in America... citizens across the USA have feelings of uncertainty and fear of what this lawless administration will do to them.
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Fear and loathing in America... citizens across the USA have feelings of uncertainty and fear of what this lawless administration will do to them.
JD Vance: "thoughts and prayers for the ICE agent"
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
JD Vance: "thoughts and prayers for the ICE agent"