The most perfect joke in the Wallace and Gromit special.

New season of that show where ordinary people try and fight their way out of debt by competing in challenges that remove basic humanity whilst being lorded over by a tyrannical leader with his similarly dressed soldiers has just dropped on Amazon Prime.

Best definition of a Genzennial I've seen.

Event ticketing is drunk right now. £3.25 just for my ticket to be emailed to me.

FYI; there are no other options for ticket delivery.

Watched "I Saw The TV Glow" last night and still thinking about it.

Has anyone seen it? Keen to hear thoughts.

Me: "There are too many Star Wars IP's being made at the moment. Do we really need another Disney+ show?"

Also Me: "Wait. Did they get The Daniels to do an episode? Someone hold me tight and tell me this is real."

Didn't need the Met Office publicising that I had extra hot Nandos last night.

Gladiator 2 is fun, but every Paul Mescal line felt like he was saying it across the table in a pub.

"Strength and honour, two packs of Scampi Fries and a shot of Tequilla, please."

Self portrait finally on the wall at Pizza Pilgrims in Soho.

Weather's looking very Windows XP today.

Incredible aurora over the bay last night.

Just stood and gazed at it before remembering to take this photo. 🤦