How is anyone supposed to play this game when it's a complete mystery what is and isn't a penalty?

I can't really explain why, but it feels like whichever quality is more important to the sentence should be the second adjective.

Berube's job is to get this team to the next round. What he focuses on, the players will focus on. There's always time for revenge later. Priority needs to be on doing what it takes to win 3 of the next 6 games.

The sound you hear is the exhale of relief from everyone whose playoff prediction contest entry was almost ruined.

How do you incentivize capitalists to be compassionate? Capitalists by definition consider extracting the most profit as their number one priority.

What a small world... JP, the author of the article, is a childhood friend of mine.

If Marner won't resign with the Leafs, and McDavid won't sign an extension with the Oilers, is there a universe where the two teams work out a sign-and-trade swap?

Where do I sign?

Nah, Bennett hasn't even hit 50 points once in his career (though he probably will this year). Good overall player, but has never produced on Tavares' level.