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herbert con carne
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I am from the panther family, a cousin of the tiger, the leopard family... I was born as a full grow man, naked, covered in blood and wearing a dress shirt. With pants, of course. Daily life of discovery.
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me when i have to explain to my crew why our savings are depleted and i have a suspciously sized collection of vintage happy meal toys
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
if you look at the bible you will see insane clown posse are the magi kings that brought playdoh and fisher price to jesus
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
hoje não é o dia de santo reis
December 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
look, im going to release a new 4K release of TOS star trek but it will be Herberts Con Carnes director so there are some changes you can expect to happen:

- women will use trousers and man will use skirts
- spock will offer joints to captain kirk at regular intervals
- lots of soft bondage scenes
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
me when i have to explain to my crew why our savings are depleted and i have a suspciously sized collection of vintage happy meal toys
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
virtua herbert
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
pumping ze undertale soundtrack on my ze samsug stereo
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
a verdade do mundo, da vida, da morte e da pátria está na abertura da novela pantanal por marcos viana
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i often shit my pants and have to scrub poop from the floor
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
in some ways, william shartner's version of "rocket man" surpasses elton john's original
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
some kind of nature
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
once again basing my masculine-with-a-pussy Masculine Presentation Transexual "Male" born as a "Female" The Man of the Hour, magician of every ocassion, Mainlist Man Around With a Vagina, the owner of the Pussy Maw That DEVOURS PUKES AND SHITS identity on the song Touch Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
apples peaches bananas and pears
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
alo alo alo dabliu brasil
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Eu vou chamar o síndico....
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
dale king of the hill trans men theory
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
guess who got that tboy black nail olish swag going on...
October 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i want to rescue Doll Man from his comics and host mini tea parties for him
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM