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Mayday Parker 🕷️
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The AMAZING Spider-Girl! NYC’s favorite web-slinging justice enjoyer. Secret turbo-nerd & not so secret basketball star. [18+ RP]
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The AMAZING Spider-Girl!

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NYC’s best spider themed dispenser of justice (after Spider-Man of course)!

[18+ Marvel RP account, descriptive, detailed and dirty. More info in this thread. 🧵]
📲 “Wait is this stuff addictive?”

There was a pause in her texts, followed by another, more well informed text.

📲 “Okay, I looked it up. Online it says it isn’t. Phew!”

May had some time to kill, so she looked around for a nearby tall building to hang out on top of.

(C)
July 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
May looked at her cell phone’s screen, bewildered by all of the lingo she was completely unfamiliar with. She blinked a few times, reading the messages again.

📲 “Okay I have no idea what any of that means, so I’m just gonna repeat what you said and hope for the best.”

April had so much more

(c)
July 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
📲 “Okay okay, chill. I did have something I’ve been meaning to try out, maybe you could help with it?”

There was a brief pause in the texts before she sent another.

📲 “I snagged this big bag of buds off of some crook the other day and I don’t know what to do with it.”

(C)
July 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It was time to annoy a certain someone again.

She sent a text to @aranehenna.bsky.social , grinning as she did so.

📲 “SDIYBT. 🤖”

As she sent the text, she tried her best to hold in her laughter, eagerly waiting for her response.
July 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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To the world, she’s an Omega-level Mutant. But honestly, she’s just Jean.

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[Descriptive 18+ RP, N/SFW, more info in this thread. 🧵]
July 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“If Ice Man had pubes, would they just be shaved ice?”

She muttered to herself, while perched atop one of NYC’s many tall buildings.

“How would you even ask someone that?”

She shuddered a little, picturing what it would look like.
July 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
May snaps her fingers, nodding a little bit.

“Okay, that makes a lot of sense. But people are more hot headed in the summer, being hot gets people riled up.”

She explained, before switching gears in the conversation once more.

“Hey are you free tonight? You could totally join me at that party.”
I’m surprised given how hot it is. If I were a criminal, I’d do this closer to winter.

“But for my telepathy, I can tune out people’s thoughts. Making it just a quiet walk right now.”
“Well I was going to go to a party tonight so I figured I should get some patrolling in before then. Summer is the biggest time of year for petty crime you know.”

She placed her hands on her own hips.

“But coming into the city to clear your head? Aren’t everyone’s thoughts kind of loud?”
July 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Well really the phrase is ‘cream OF the crop’, which comes from the observation of cream, the best part, rising to the top of milk.”

She tapped her foot a little bit.

“So really there is no innuendo at all, but it’s more funny to think of some dude going to town over some plants.”
"Why is it a sayin' though? It makes no sense!"
“Wha- It’s a hypothetical scenario! I doubt anyone has ever really done it. Plus there’s probably like nutrients in there somewhere. Maybe the plants like it.”
July 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“Wha- It’s a hypothetical scenario! I doubt anyone has ever really done it. Plus there’s probably like nutrients in there somewhere. Maybe the plants like it.”
"That feels so mean to the farmers."

:(
“What’s not funny about jizzing on plants? It’s incredibly funny.”

She was smiling under her mask just thinking about it.
July 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“Well I was going to go to a party tonight so I figured I should get some patrolling in before then. Summer is the biggest time of year for petty crime you know.”

She placed her hands on her own hips.

“But coming into the city to clear your head? Aren’t everyone’s thoughts kind of loud?”
“Well it’s good to meet you May.”

She returns the kind smile.

“Thank you and no need to apologize. As for me I’m just out for a stroll, just trying to clear my head. What brings you around?”
“Normally I don’t exactly share my name, but you could just read my mind to get it anyway. I’m May.”

She gestured to her mask, smiling warmly.

“This is just so you can hear me better. That is such a cool power! Sorry, fangirling big time right now. What brings you to my neck of the woods?”
July 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“What’s not funny about jizzing on plants? It’s incredibly funny.”

She was smiling under her mask just thinking about it.
"...I don't get it."
“The last time there were crops in NYC was 1982, and it was wheat. So no, I don’t.”

She paused.

“It kinda funny to think about though.”
July 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“The last time there were crops in NYC was 1982, and it was wheat. So no, I don’t.”

She paused.

“It kinda funny to think about though.”
"...Do you cream on people's crops?"
“Country boys make do.”
July 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Country boys make do.”
"I never got the term of creaming on someone's crops. I just feel like I makes no sense."
July 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“Normally I don’t exactly share my name, but you could just read my mind to get it anyway. I’m May.”

She gestured to her mask, smiling warmly.

“This is just so you can hear me better. That is such a cool power! Sorry, fangirling big time right now. What brings you to my neck of the woods?”
“Well it’s good to meet you, err do you have a name?”

Jean watches as the energetic woman pulls her mask up.

“Also you do know I don’t need skin contact or anything to read your mind right. And your also thinking of Pokémon, and now pizza.”
“So cool! And we haven’t, but I know all about you. Or at least what has been shared online about you.”

May explained, before rolling up her mask to her nose.

“Okay okay, what am I picturing right now?”

She thought really hard, creating a mental image. Only Jean could know what it is.
July 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“No way, an X-Men!”

May said to herself as she spotted the familiar ginger head of hair of none other than @psionicphoenix.bsky.social ! She swung on down from the rooftop, landing just behind her.

“Hello Jean! I’m a huge fan of your work.”

She was probably reading her mind already, so cool!
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
🕷️ Writer here! Been crazy busy lately since my brother just got engaged.

Looking forward to writing with you all more very soon! In the meantime, feel free to hop in my DMs. Don’t worry, I don’t bite. Much.
July 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There is nowhere in the world where she would rather sleep.
June 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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All this heat has really been getting to her.

MJ’s curls are back in full force!
June 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
May is forever glad that she isn’t psychic.

Good grief, Dad.
June 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“You’re right, I’m sorry. We need to do more girls nights like we used to.”

May apologized, before happily taking the condom and opening the wrapper with her teeth. She plucked the condom from the wrapper, holding it between her two fingers.

“I don’t know why I thought this wouldn’t be wet.”
(C)
June 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Jeez you’re putting some serious pressure on me here, April.”

She responded, taking another, more modestly sized, banana from the bunch. Luckily, the shop owner did provide them with lube, for free. She eyed the fruit, picturing what the real deal would look like in her hands. May shivered (c)
June 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Mary Jane Watson.

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The stunning, the amazing, the spectacular redhead of your dreams.

[18+ Marvel RP, descriptive & plot-driven. More info in this thread. 🧵]
June 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“Hey!”
May practically jumped at the two swat combo her twin gave her, quickly standing back up straight. She watched as April snagged several boxes of condoms, before nodding a little.

“Have I even met my…? Sheesh.”
She wouldn’t even say the word, simply shaking her head and smiling a little (c)
June 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“Tonight?!”
May hurriedly began to try and think of excuses, nervous at the prospect of actually getting laid for once. But, as she walked with her twin, her nerves seemed to settle.

“Okay okay, tonight. No more pussyfooting around.”

She nodded a little, before flashing her perfect teeth at (c)
June 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM