Witness
@backalleylights.bsky.social
She/Her 🏳️⚧️,
Call me Diogenes the way I got that dog in me.
Call me Diogenes the way I got that dog in me.
Chivalry isn’t dead, it just transitioned into a woman.
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Chivalry isn’t dead, it just transitioned into a woman.
Sandwich powered divinity machine.
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sandwich powered divinity machine.
My favourite white woman could beat up your favourite white woman.
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My favourite white woman could beat up your favourite white woman.
BREAKING NEWS: Ru Paul takes home gold at The Trans women Olympics.
In other news Trans women bared from competing in the Trans woman Olympics due to concerns about “biological advantages”
In other news Trans women bared from competing in the Trans woman Olympics due to concerns about “biological advantages”
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Ru Paul takes home gold at The Trans women Olympics.
In other news Trans women bared from competing in the Trans woman Olympics due to concerns about “biological advantages”
In other news Trans women bared from competing in the Trans woman Olympics due to concerns about “biological advantages”
SEXY FRIARS 2025!!!
August 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
SEXY FRIARS 2025!!!
Who, up cherishing they wife?
August 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Who, up cherishing they wife?
Dude, I can’t even get a date to goblin prom. Chat, I’m so cooked.
August 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Dude, I can’t even get a date to goblin prom. Chat, I’m so cooked.
Mmmmm yes, write a story about itty bitty tiny people.
Have them interact with a thimble for scale.
Have them interact with a thimble for scale.
August 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Mmmmm yes, write a story about itty bitty tiny people.
Have them interact with a thimble for scale.
Have them interact with a thimble for scale.
I’m jealous of the sharks that have taken bites out of the underwater Internet cables. How come they get to know what the internet tastes like and I don’t?
August 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m jealous of the sharks that have taken bites out of the underwater Internet cables. How come they get to know what the internet tastes like and I don’t?
He refused to kiss the homies goodnight?
GUARDS! Muzzle this man for his crimes against the kingdom!
GUARDS! Muzzle this man for his crimes against the kingdom!
August 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
He refused to kiss the homies goodnight?
GUARDS! Muzzle this man for his crimes against the kingdom!
GUARDS! Muzzle this man for his crimes against the kingdom!
Gameplay tip!
Hoard all your items! NEVER USE YOUR ITEMS!! SERIOUSLY DUDE, I KNOW IM THE FINAL BOSS BUT WHAT IF IM NOT????
Hoard all your items! NEVER USE YOUR ITEMS!! SERIOUSLY DUDE, I KNOW IM THE FINAL BOSS BUT WHAT IF IM NOT????
July 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Gameplay tip!
Hoard all your items! NEVER USE YOUR ITEMS!! SERIOUSLY DUDE, I KNOW IM THE FINAL BOSS BUT WHAT IF IM NOT????
Hoard all your items! NEVER USE YOUR ITEMS!! SERIOUSLY DUDE, I KNOW IM THE FINAL BOSS BUT WHAT IF IM NOT????
“I cast fireball!” This “I cast testicular torsion” that.
When are the wizards gonna cast real spells like “hug” or “couch cuddles while we ponder the orb”
When are the wizards gonna cast real spells like “hug” or “couch cuddles while we ponder the orb”
July 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“I cast fireball!” This “I cast testicular torsion” that.
When are the wizards gonna cast real spells like “hug” or “couch cuddles while we ponder the orb”
When are the wizards gonna cast real spells like “hug” or “couch cuddles while we ponder the orb”
I wanna get good at drawing so I can draw my TTRPG characters fucking nasty.
Or like, to draw them finally being happy for once, or whatever the socially acceptable reason to learn a skill is.
Or like, to draw them finally being happy for once, or whatever the socially acceptable reason to learn a skill is.
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I wanna get good at drawing so I can draw my TTRPG characters fucking nasty.
Or like, to draw them finally being happy for once, or whatever the socially acceptable reason to learn a skill is.
Or like, to draw them finally being happy for once, or whatever the socially acceptable reason to learn a skill is.
What do you mean I have to work?
Bitch I was made to drift listlessly among the stars while yearning for the touch of my lover back on earth.
Gravity is bullshit and gay longing is eternal.
Bitch I was made to drift listlessly among the stars while yearning for the touch of my lover back on earth.
Gravity is bullshit and gay longing is eternal.
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What do you mean I have to work?
Bitch I was made to drift listlessly among the stars while yearning for the touch of my lover back on earth.
Gravity is bullshit and gay longing is eternal.
Bitch I was made to drift listlessly among the stars while yearning for the touch of my lover back on earth.
Gravity is bullshit and gay longing is eternal.
Reposted by Witness
From @backalleylights.bsky.social “IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BOTTOM AGAIN”
- about fake switches that are just bottoms.
- about fake switches that are just bottoms.
July 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
From @backalleylights.bsky.social “IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BOTTOM AGAIN”
- about fake switches that are just bottoms.
- about fake switches that are just bottoms.
Ah SHIT, I FUCKIN FELL ASLEEP AND FORGOT TO WRITE A POST… UUHHH HERE!
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vivamus malesuada quam nisi, ut elementum metus.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vivamus malesuada quam nisi, ut elementum metus.
July 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ah SHIT, I FUCKIN FELL ASLEEP AND FORGOT TO WRITE A POST… UUHHH HERE!
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vivamus malesuada quam nisi, ut elementum metus.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vivamus malesuada quam nisi, ut elementum metus.
If a black woman speaks in the woods and there isn’t a white ass to sit down and listen, does she make a sound?
May 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If a black woman speaks in the woods and there isn’t a white ass to sit down and listen, does she make a sound?
The worst part about working in Tech and hating AI is being morally obligated to bleed all my co-workers that use AI models.
May 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The worst part about working in Tech and hating AI is being morally obligated to bleed all my co-workers that use AI models.
If we add quicksand and sharks to the American political climate, my childhood predictions about the most dangerous things I would need to watch out for as an adult would be complete.
May 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If we add quicksand and sharks to the American political climate, my childhood predictions about the most dangerous things I would need to watch out for as an adult would be complete.
No officer, I swear my laces are like that cause I love that Weezer album so much, no other reason.
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
No officer, I swear my laces are like that cause I love that Weezer album so much, no other reason.
Odysseus and I are pretty tight. He gave me this cool model horse the other day, Shits rad.
May 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Odysseus and I are pretty tight. He gave me this cool model horse the other day, Shits rad.
Chicken Jockey this, The Nether that. While you were quoting A Minecraft movie I flint and Stole your diamonds, also your base is on fire. 😘
April 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Chicken Jockey this, The Nether that. While you were quoting A Minecraft movie I flint and Stole your diamonds, also your base is on fire. 😘
Daily Affirmations:
You will one day be part of the mycelium, this is the purpose of all living things.
You are strong!
You are worthy!
If the price of revolution is blood, it’s best to visit the bank.
You can do this!
You will one day be part of the mycelium, this is the purpose of all living things.
You are strong!
You are worthy!
If the price of revolution is blood, it’s best to visit the bank.
You can do this!
March 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Daily Affirmations:
You will one day be part of the mycelium, this is the purpose of all living things.
You are strong!
You are worthy!
If the price of revolution is blood, it’s best to visit the bank.
You can do this!
You will one day be part of the mycelium, this is the purpose of all living things.
You are strong!
You are worthy!
If the price of revolution is blood, it’s best to visit the bank.
You can do this!
I love writing content warnings for projects I’m working on. It’s very rare that you see
Multinational, corporate exploitation (eldritch?), bullying (highschool)
All together in the same group.
Multinational, corporate exploitation (eldritch?), bullying (highschool)
All together in the same group.
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I love writing content warnings for projects I’m working on. It’s very rare that you see
Multinational, corporate exploitation (eldritch?), bullying (highschool)
All together in the same group.
Multinational, corporate exploitation (eldritch?), bullying (highschool)
All together in the same group.