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Zoey D.
@babyzoey.bsky.social
A second-rate diva who can’t sustain
Moving back to this podunk ass town has reallyyy reminded me why I always swore I’d get out of this podunk ass town
August 29, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I had to post this somewhere, because it’s too good to keep to myself
August 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
SHE FUCKING DID IT
August 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Are the long nail baddies out here using their acrylics as built-in roach clips?!
July 27, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Atlanta airport jumped the shark when they got rid of the smoking lounges
May 2, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Diana said “if you were racist to my baby Harry’s wife, I will give you cancer from heaven”
March 22, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Florence Pugh’s asthmatic smoker laugh incites sexual feelings in me
February 28, 2024 at 4:25 PM
The fucking Monroe I’ve had for 15 years closed during surgery healing and I decided to take that as a sign to let go of her, but I’m literally grieving
February 5, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I cannot even express the level of joy I feel to get a new Kristen Stewart press tour
January 31, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Surgery in ONE WEEK! I am an absolute ball of stress at all times right now. Please consider donating as I make this final push toward such a milestone event:

gofund.me/c8ef490c

venmo.com/u/Zoey-N-Deck

cash.app/$ZoeyNDeck
January 12, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Surgery is 2 weeks away and I’m losing my mind. Please consider donating:

gofund.me/c8ef490c

venmo.com/u/Zoey-N-Deck

cash.app/$ZoeyNDeck
January 5, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Every T4T straight couple is a goddamn supermodel and then a weird little guy
January 3, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Finding out through the grapevine that your emotionally abusive ex got engaged
December 24, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Officially one month away from surgery!

My surgery happens to fall on Dolly Parton’s birthday, so if you want to honor her, you can donate to my GoFundMe here: gofund.me/c8ef490c

I know holidays are tight, but any help would be so, so appreciated. #trans #mutualaid
December 19, 2023 at 4:13 PM
If anyone was wondering about my hormone levels/mental stability, I just started crying because I saw The Golden Gate Bridge on TV
December 16, 2023 at 1:57 AM
32.

“I’m here. How weird.”
November 6, 2023 at 1:54 AM
I found out I’ve been approved for FFS procedures and scheduled for January. But I haven’t gotten the chance to be excited because everyone I’ve talked to has had some kind of concern (logistics for my ex-wife/general motherly concern for my mom). I really want to be excited because it IS exciting
October 23, 2023 at 9:01 PM
If I made a YouTube that was just videos of me reading Trump’s tweets in Amanda Lepore’s voice, would y’all subscribe?
October 22, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Look, I’m pretty dumb and even I know that to call the Palestinian response “unprovoked” is to ignore both history and present-day reality
October 7, 2023 at 3:44 PM
“I don’t want you to suck my soft dick like a gummy worm.” — My boyfriend, folks
October 5, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Girl math: If I put the groceries on my credit card and then my boyfriend Venmos me for half, I just MADE 72 dollars
October 3, 2023 at 1:38 AM
I bought a pack of cigarettes today and I’m so mad at myself and I just need someone to tell me that I can have a maladaptive coping skill, as a treat
October 2, 2023 at 11:50 PM
What if, when Biden leaves office, he gives a Purple Heart to all the secret service agents that his dog bit
September 28, 2023 at 1:05 AM
I feel much more at home now that I can see titties and dick
September 25, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Joining a new social media app feels like the first day of school
September 25, 2023 at 11:50 PM