i turned off auto capitalization on my phone cuz i’m just not really ~feeling~ capital letters rn lol
December 28, 2024 at 4:56 AM
i turned off auto capitalization on my phone cuz i’m just not really ~feeling~ capital letters rn lol
I wear my heart on my sleeve, you wear your references on your sleeve
December 20, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I wear my heart on my sleeve, you wear your references on your sleeve
Reposted by Babyteeth
the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
December 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
In the clerb, trying to discern whether or not we are indeed fam
December 2, 2024 at 5:15 AM
In the clerb, trying to discern whether or not we are indeed fam
me watching an amv: wait a minute! I know that anime! It’s the one that gave my homie “a foot fetish for 24 hours” lol beautiful anime tho fr
November 22, 2024 at 6:28 AM
me watching an amv: wait a minute! I know that anime! It’s the one that gave my homie “a foot fetish for 24 hours” lol beautiful anime tho fr
coworker: can you take my Black Friday shift?
me: yeah
coworker: omg i owe you my life 😭
me:
me: yeah
coworker: omg i owe you my life 😭
me:
a cartoon character says hello , i like money
ALT: a cartoon character says hello , i like money
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 7:11 AM
coworker: can you take my Black Friday shift?
me: yeah
coworker: omg i owe you my life 😭
me:
me: yeah
coworker: omg i owe you my life 😭
me:
My boss today: do you know Sara laundry?
Me: *foaming at the mouth to geek out about laundry*
Me: *foaming at the mouth to geek out about laundry*
November 20, 2024 at 6:52 AM
My boss today: do you know Sara laundry?
Me: *foaming at the mouth to geek out about laundry*
Me: *foaming at the mouth to geek out about laundry*
*sobbing watching kiki’s delivery service* she just like me fr fr 😭
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 AM
*sobbing watching kiki’s delivery service* she just like me fr fr 😭
Me: *trying to watch a needledrop review *
My cat roommate: it is now time for my warrior cry. I hath slain the almighty slowpoke
My cat roommate: it is now time for my warrior cry. I hath slain the almighty slowpoke
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Me: *trying to watch a needledrop review *
My cat roommate: it is now time for my warrior cry. I hath slain the almighty slowpoke
My cat roommate: it is now time for my warrior cry. I hath slain the almighty slowpoke
The tipping point for getting bsky was getting to post my silly lil hehe thoughts once again
November 20, 2024 at 6:32 AM
The tipping point for getting bsky was getting to post my silly lil hehe thoughts once again