Sugar Shane
babyshane.bsky.social
Sugar Shane
@babyshane.bsky.social
Shane Shane that’s my name don’t wear it out.
I do not like that JD Vance,
A couch-bound creep in slimy pants.
He licks the boots, he takes the cash,
He sold his soul for Donald’s stash.

I do not like his plastic grin,
His phony faith, his lies within.
He tried on drag, he wore the paint,
But queen he ain’t, he’s just a fake.

I… 🧵🪡
September 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I was promised flying cars and self-lacing sneakers. Instead I got student debt, billionaires cosplaying as Bond villains, and grocery prices that require a co-signer. This is NOT the Back to the Future II timeline I ordered. #AmericaHasAProblem
August 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I miss the good old days when the timeline’s biggest drama was @katyperry being a certified hot mess 🍄👀 I just want to go back to when Katy Perry’s hottest mess was Left Shark… 🦈 not casually planning intergalactic travel like she’s on spiritairlines 💫🤣
August 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I love that Gavin Newsom has done more in one afternoon than Bernie Sanders has managed in 40+ years of political life. Hate Gavin all you want, but Bernie’s legislative “legacy” is basically renaming a few post offices… and a decades long TED Talk that led to… absolutely nothing. 🤷🏻‍♂️
August 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Can someone please confirm that Disneyland has a protectful force field or Magic Dome™️?… Because I genuinely cannot emotionally process the idea of losing that sacred, glitter-covered global treasure.

Bomb whatever, but SAVE DISNEYLAND. Priorities, people.✨🏰
June 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Everyone who voted for Trump in the last election, despite all the warnings from every adult sounding alarms, should be drafted regardless of age. Also, any MAGA Republicans in the House or Senate. Sorry, not sorry.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
June 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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June 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Well fuck.
June 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Drag queens reading stories? Love it. Trans neighbors? Yes please. MAGA reading anything out loud? Honey, the phonics struggle is real.
June 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My mental health routine? Deep breaths, staying hydrated, and… me, shirtless, over the sink, absolutely obliterating a Costco rotisserie chicken with my bare hands like a goddamn warrior caveman. #mentalhealthawareness
June 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@youranoncentral.bsky.social Do we think Trump was in that ambulance, not Kristi? He has gone silent. And we all know he’s living in his last days.
June 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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This is how it’s done!
👊🏿👊🏾👊🏽👊🏼👊🏻
June 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We need to start talking about what comes after No Kings Day. The dissociating at our desks lifestyle is not it. There has to be real disruption. Not next month. Not next year. Now. Everything is on fire and nobody has money… so do we just play with the band as the Titanic goes under? 😩
June 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Catch Me in the Streets Like…

Dressed like Trump in a diaper, holding a taco, yelling “NO KINGS!” in downtown Sacramento.
Because if America’s gonna collapse, I’m going down on theme.
There’s something poetic about dressing like an overgrown orange toddler and holding a taco! #TACOTrump #NOKINGSDAY
June 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Everyone going to work or school or to performances like everything it normal is fucking wild to me! Can people not see what the hell is happening to our country in realtime?! 🤯
June 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If this truly marks the beginning of WW3, I just want it on record: I tried to warn you. This path wasn’t a mystery… it was a choice. Cheers , I guess. 🥂
June 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
New car decal who dis?! 🌮 #TACO LETSGOTACO TRUMPDIDNOTWINTHEELECTION 🖕🏻
June 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Are we sure Trump isn’t importing ICE troopers from foreign countries? Some of these agents don’t look or sound like they are from the US.

Foreign troops from Israel? El Salvador?
June 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Deploying the National Guard on civilians protesting ICE’s street-level kidnappings isn’t law and order its fascism in a flag pin. And Karolyn standing up there lying through her capped teeth like it’s a damn talent show is beyond cringe. Shes not a press secretary shes a paid gaslight tech in heels
June 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Germany’s Chancellor Merz presented Trump the birth certificate of his German grandfather, Friedrich Trump.

It was a clever jab to remind Trump he’s a German immigrant.
June 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The White House walls will be red with ketchup tonight! 🍅🍅🍅
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I told y’all! He rigged it. Kamala beat him.
Now the court cases are dropping and the truth is catching fire.
This isn’t a conspiracy… it’s a reckoning.
We’re coming with proof, not vibes.
Let’s f***ing go!🔥

apnews.com/press-releas...
2024 Presidential and Senate Results Called Into Question as Lawsuit Advances
NEW CITY, NY / ACCESS Newswire / May 29, 2025 / A seminal case questioning the accuracy of the 2024 Presidential and Senate election results in Rockland County, New York, is moving forward.
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June 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“They’re gonna microchip us with the COVID vaccine!”

Sweetie, you already live in a Palantir database. Your phone, your apps, your grocery points card… they snitch daily.

But sure, blame the vaccine. Ain’t freedom adorable? 💅📡
June 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Pride Month to everyone except TACO 🌈🐔💅

So I turned him into rainbow chickens.
Blonde comb-over, full cluck, zero courage.
He flees from tacos, drag queens, and human rights.

Pride is for the brave. 🏳️‍🌈 Chickens? Stay in the coop.

#PrideMonth #TACOTrump #RainbowRoast #DragHim #GayAndPetty 🖕🏻
June 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM