Please someone send help. My husband couldn't find his usual pants and put on his JNCO jeans he bought 25 years ago.

Remember when it was really rude and heartless to break up via text? Amazing what a couple of decades does to society. Have a good one, I'm off to do whatever the fuck old people do these days.

I'm trying to go to sleep but my black cat found and bit holes in a treat bag. I put them away, now he's throwing a tantrum by batting at plastic bags. He knows I can't see him in the dark. We're both staring at each other waiting for my husband Chace to wake up, pick a side and turn the light off.

I'm really bad at putting something down and walking away. This occurs more often when I get distracted with phone calls or have to help my grandmother. Usually it's a hairbrush, hairclip or the remote. Anyway there may or may not be a melted popsicle somewhere. Watch your step.

Installing 3 years worth of OBS updates. What?

"Oh, there's Perry."
Happy Belated New Year. Hope to find new friends and old.