Who knew the grim reaper wore guyliner #JDVance #PopeFrancis
April 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Who knew the grim reaper wore guyliner #JDVance #PopeFrancis
If you haven’t eaten a salad with a fork in each hand, get ready to get drunk with power. Use your new metal claws to form the *perfect* bite each time and tear apart big pieces like you are a lion with its kill. There’s no going back.
April 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
If you haven’t eaten a salad with a fork in each hand, get ready to get drunk with power. Use your new metal claws to form the *perfect* bite each time and tear apart big pieces like you are a lion with its kill. There’s no going back.
Sidebar: ok #handsoff fam- this is a time to teach. When we say BLANTANT MARKET MANIPULATION or RACKETEERING, or hell, 401k. We need to define these terms for those who dont know. Let’s teach when we share why were livid #trumptariffs #madking
April 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Sidebar: ok #handsoff fam- this is a time to teach. When we say BLANTANT MARKET MANIPULATION or RACKETEERING, or hell, 401k. We need to define these terms for those who dont know. Let’s teach when we share why were livid #trumptariffs #madking
Bro the adcouncil’s Black Lives Matter #lovehasnolabels ad gets me everytime. I truly hope it gives the “all lives matter”crowd perspective.
April 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Bro the adcouncil’s Black Lives Matter #lovehasnolabels ad gets me everytime. I truly hope it gives the “all lives matter”crowd perspective.
About me: I’m a little sweet 🍓 a little spicy 🌶️ and becoming increasingly ungovernable 💖
March 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
About me: I’m a little sweet 🍓 a little spicy 🌶️ and becoming increasingly ungovernable 💖
🎶 I’m easy (ah ah ah ahh) easy like sudden anxiety, (ah ah ah ahh) yeah I’m eaaasy…🎶
March 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🎶 I’m easy (ah ah ah ahh) easy like sudden anxiety, (ah ah ah ahh) yeah I’m eaaasy…🎶
Motion to call any epic fuggup #Hegsething #PeteHegseth
March 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Motion to call any epic fuggup #Hegsething #PeteHegseth
Might fug around and send military secrets via text after the bar tonight.
Oh wait they beat me to it? #hegsething #petehegseth #quitbro
Oh wait they beat me to it? #hegsething #petehegseth #quitbro
March 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Might fug around and send military secrets via text after the bar tonight.
Oh wait they beat me to it? #hegsething #petehegseth #quitbro
Oh wait they beat me to it? #hegsething #petehegseth #quitbro
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One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
March 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
me in the shower:
wow that nibble of edible was perfect im not high just chill and functional
moments later
wow we need a study done of people who dont scrub inbetween their toes and evil
wow that nibble of edible was perfect im not high just chill and functional
moments later
wow we need a study done of people who dont scrub inbetween their toes and evil
March 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
me in the shower:
wow that nibble of edible was perfect im not high just chill and functional
moments later
wow we need a study done of people who dont scrub inbetween their toes and evil
wow that nibble of edible was perfect im not high just chill and functional
moments later
wow we need a study done of people who dont scrub inbetween their toes and evil
Im choosing to think that conversation where fireworks were invented was identical to a #Detroiters brainstorm.
March 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Im choosing to think that conversation where fireworks were invented was identical to a #Detroiters brainstorm.
Can we get a split -flap style “burgers eaten” tracker in the White House?
March 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Can we get a split -flap style “burgers eaten” tracker in the White House?
✨Manifesting the scene from Silicon Valley where Gavin gets fired from Hooli to happen to Elon at Tesla.✨
March 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
✨Manifesting the scene from Silicon Valley where Gavin gets fired from Hooli to happen to Elon at Tesla.✨
Hear me out- let’s have a do-over election
March 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hear me out- let’s have a do-over election
btw trump and elon, trumps the bottom right?
February 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
btw trump and elon, trumps the bottom right?
ok how long until JD Vance starts looking full Pete Wentz emo?
February 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
ok how long until JD Vance starts looking full Pete Wentz emo?
I’m not saying #eattherich but in the name of “efficiency”
February 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’m not saying #eattherich but in the name of “efficiency”
To the tune of “Timber”
I’m feelin’ down
I’m swipin Tinderrrrrrr
You better have
Some puppy pics
I’m feelin’ down
I’m swipin Tinderrrrrrr
You better have
Some puppy pics
February 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
To the tune of “Timber”
I’m feelin’ down
I’m swipin Tinderrrrrrr
You better have
Some puppy pics
I’m feelin’ down
I’m swipin Tinderrrrrrr
You better have
Some puppy pics
Question for those in the forestry industry. How often are you singing Kesha’s “Timber” on an average workday?
February 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Question for those in the forestry industry. How often are you singing Kesha’s “Timber” on an average workday?