“Dan and Phil are together”

Big things happening in Cardiff, apparently

Me during opening weekend of Tron: Ares, working in a cinema, dealing with a million older men asking me if my parents were bigs fans after I tell them my name

You mean to tell me that Mike Faist is NOT Dan Futterman’s son?????? And that they’re not even related????

but????

Look at them??????

Her name: Pomni

Me on Thursday when Team Cherry announces that Silksong is being delayed for another 7 years

LOTS OF PEOPLE CAME TO THE SHOW AND WERE VERY NICE ABOUT IT AND LAUGHED AT ALL THE RIGHT BITS!!!!!!

ALSO MORE IMPORTANTLY, MIA AND I LOOKED REALLY HOT AND IT’S IMPORTANT WE COMMEMORATE THAT!!!!!!

My favourite YouTuber covering one of the main case studies I’m basing my current play on. Incredible stuff. Thank you Jenny.

Sophie Thatcher and Léa Seydoux would make excellent casting as sisters, like??? You cannot tell me these women do not look almost identical??

I hope this diva is enjoying the post conclave after party

Oh go on then!!!

We’re bringing Sluts With Consoles to Brighton Fringe for ONE NIGHT ONLY!!

Tues 27 May, Komedia Brighton, 8pm (60 min runtime)

linktr.ee/dogmouththea... for tickets and more info

Producing a show is an intricate process that relies on a LOT of communication between multiple parties and lots of moving parts. Outsourcing that to AI is a recipe for disaster (not to mention the ethical and environmental concerns surrounding AI use)

BWUHHHHH????