Model Employee
@babyjakey.bsky.social
Not as angry, young, or poor as I used to be.
I’ve created a new political entity called the “Cossacks for Dukakis Caucus” and it’s all about getting Cossacks into Dukakis
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’ve created a new political entity called the “Cossacks for Dukakis Caucus” and it’s all about getting Cossacks into Dukakis
“Aw but you see, doctor, the fucking clown, well, he is Me” or whatever pag le gucci said
Skweeting after abandoning this app because I’ve now abandoned meta apps
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“Aw but you see, doctor, the fucking clown, well, he is Me” or whatever pag le gucci said
Skweeting after abandoning this app because I’ve now abandoned meta apps
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Skweeting after abandoning this app because I’ve now abandoned meta apps
This didn’t do numbers on IG but maybe here
April 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This didn’t do numbers on IG but maybe here
Asserting my dominance as a crew lead by shitting so aggressively in the shop bathroom that everyone goes back to work
April 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Asserting my dominance as a crew lead by shitting so aggressively in the shop bathroom that everyone goes back to work
Why did the Enby’s settle on spoons to objectify their mental health? Why not something more relevant to their lived experience, such as exes named Oliver, or neurological disorders?
Why is the Spoon Theory so enby coded?
April 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Why did the Enby’s settle on spoons to objectify their mental health? Why not something more relevant to their lived experience, such as exes named Oliver, or neurological disorders?
Why is the Spoon Theory so enby coded?
April 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Why is the Spoon Theory so enby coded?
I’m a over wires pitch diameter measuring kinda guy. A real kinda subtracting the constant from the over the wires measurement kind of a guy. Oh, me? In the type of guy that when a threads pitch diameter needs measuring I’ll just go ahead and grab the three wire set and measure over the wires. Icyww
February 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m a over wires pitch diameter measuring kinda guy. A real kinda subtracting the constant from the over the wires measurement kind of a guy. Oh, me? In the type of guy that when a threads pitch diameter needs measuring I’ll just go ahead and grab the three wire set and measure over the wires. Icyww
Dry cutting steel and dissipating the heat in the chips is my kink
February 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dry cutting steel and dissipating the heat in the chips is my kink
I think all the Kennedys should be shot in the head and I don’t vote
February 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I think all the Kennedys should be shot in the head and I don’t vote
Rfk jr sounds like if a worm ate a man’s brain and then had to learn how to use his vocal chords to advocate health care policy that would prevent humans from adequately addressing a plague of brain eating worms
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Rfk jr sounds like if a worm ate a man’s brain and then had to learn how to use his vocal chords to advocate health care policy that would prevent humans from adequately addressing a plague of brain eating worms
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jesus, I see what you've done for others and I'm like, "oof, wow, no thank you"
February 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
jesus, I see what you've done for others and I'm like, "oof, wow, no thank you"
Look, I support public transit, I do, but I think there should be dedicated sections for people who don’t want to learn about 9/11 or your mothers flatulence.
Every once in awhile I try to listen to WTF with Marc Maron and only today did I realize it’s a podcast for people who have never been held hostage by a conversation with a stranger on the bus.
February 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Look, I support public transit, I do, but I think there should be dedicated sections for people who don’t want to learn about 9/11 or your mothers flatulence.
Every once in awhile I try to listen to WTF with Marc Maron and only today did I realize it’s a podcast for people who have never been held hostage by a conversation with a stranger on the bus.
February 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Every once in awhile I try to listen to WTF with Marc Maron and only today did I realize it’s a podcast for people who have never been held hostage by a conversation with a stranger on the bus.
Hi, here’s a link to some post punky groovy yell boy music I made. Let me know if you have opinions about it please.
No Strength To Live, by Jacob
track by Jacob
xjacobx.bandcamp.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Hi, here’s a link to some post punky groovy yell boy music I made. Let me know if you have opinions about it please.
I made eye contact with another fat guy with a mustache at work and neither of us knew what to do. Maybe I shouldn’t have gone in for the kiss
If you’re a fat guy with a beard, might I suggest instead, be a fat guy with a mustache instead
I gotta say, as a fat guy with a mustache, being a fat guy with a mustache rules.
January 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I made eye contact with another fat guy with a mustache at work and neither of us knew what to do. Maybe I shouldn’t have gone in for the kiss
If you’re a fat guy with a beard, might I suggest instead, be a fat guy with a mustache instead
I gotta say, as a fat guy with a mustache, being a fat guy with a mustache rules.
January 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you’re a fat guy with a beard, might I suggest instead, be a fat guy with a mustache instead
I gotta say, as a fat guy with a mustache, being a fat guy with a mustache rules.
January 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I gotta say, as a fat guy with a mustache, being a fat guy with a mustache rules.
Urinals are for BOYS who DOOKIE, toilets are for MEN who SHIT
January 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Urinals are for BOYS who DOOKIE, toilets are for MEN who SHIT
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odo: ugh human faces are so difficult!
also odo: perfectly replicates a german shepherd dog, never having set goo on earth in his entire life
also odo: perfectly replicates a german shepherd dog, never having set goo on earth in his entire life
January 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
odo: ugh human faces are so difficult!
also odo: perfectly replicates a german shepherd dog, never having set goo on earth in his entire life
also odo: perfectly replicates a german shepherd dog, never having set goo on earth in his entire life
Making Pilates equipment is the best job I’ve ever had #mostlyreformedcriminal
January 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Making Pilates equipment is the best job I’ve ever had #mostlyreformedcriminal
Is there a song with the lyrics “you called me a liar and you were probably right”?? I’m trying write lyrics for a song and my concern is that I’ve heard to many songs
January 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Is there a song with the lyrics “you called me a liar and you were probably right”?? I’m trying write lyrics for a song and my concern is that I’ve heard to many songs