It’s… it’s so perfect omg

Everyone needs a virgo in their life. thank u for ur service, u make our lives pretty, fun, and organized all at once

I agree!! No one should HAVE to shit themselves in public if they can help it. People complain about trash and feces in the city instead of being mad that bathrooms are so gatekept there is literally no other option

Ok story: one time at a barista job some man shit himself real bad (slid out of his shorts bro) and ofc it was an accident and sad, but it REEKED SO BAD & all the students around him continued to work and consume food? & got mad when we kicked them out temporarily to clean. Like how hard is the exam

Lmfaooooo

Fr? While I like that, I know myself and I would still want to trespass bahahhaha. I need to climb shit unsupervised

I want to go to the chernobyl town so badddd amazing bando. Not inside the plant tho, don’t trust it

I just helped my friend kick a guy out of her house. He tried to be touchy, but I scared him off with pegging lore. He has a gf btw. THEN he tried to steal one of my friend’s dogs. I had to chase him down and take the dog back. He only had ONE tiny vodka shot.

Tbh sometimes when I come across people like this I just think about how anyone who’s never had to do or think for themselves would be cooked in an apocalypse

Fr. I think a lot of het norm couples act like this to convince themselves… actually ykw… I can’t fit an essay in here and I trust you already know the kind of points I’m going to make lol

Yes, and I feel like the helplessness, for lack of a better word, shows up in other places too. For example, when I was a barista, people would ask me which drink was their matcha vs americano. It’s like people are systemically raised to not inherently think for themselves. Crazy, the ripple effect

Oh that’s real loll because haven’t they heard of reverse image search??

It’s like a business deal fr

How are you finding Pinterest beef I have neverrrr