Barely Domestic Mama
@babybeast9.bsky.social
MOM & WIFE | SAHM LIFE
Gardening•Food• Chaos Coffee• Humor
Real talk•fun vibes 💙
Gardening•Food• Chaos Coffee• Humor
Real talk•fun vibes 💙
I can love you deeply
and still choose distance
to protect my peace.
and still choose distance
to protect my peace.
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I can love you deeply
and still choose distance
to protect my peace.
and still choose distance
to protect my peace.
Some of y’all make eye contact like you’re trying to activate a cutscene and I simply do not have the emotional bandwidth for bonus dialogue today.
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Some of y’all make eye contact like you’re trying to activate a cutscene and I simply do not have the emotional bandwidth for bonus dialogue today.
Real lazy meals include:
Toast. Just toast. Maybe vibes.
A handful of crackers + something wet from the fridge.
“Dinner” being three unrelated snacks eaten standing up.
Whatever requires zero prep, zero dishes, and minimal will to live.
If an onion is involved, you’re in a different tax bracket
Toast. Just toast. Maybe vibes.
A handful of crackers + something wet from the fridge.
“Dinner” being three unrelated snacks eaten standing up.
Whatever requires zero prep, zero dishes, and minimal will to live.
If an onion is involved, you’re in a different tax bracket
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Real lazy meals include:
Toast. Just toast. Maybe vibes.
A handful of crackers + something wet from the fridge.
“Dinner” being three unrelated snacks eaten standing up.
Whatever requires zero prep, zero dishes, and minimal will to live.
If an onion is involved, you’re in a different tax bracket
Toast. Just toast. Maybe vibes.
A handful of crackers + something wet from the fridge.
“Dinner” being three unrelated snacks eaten standing up.
Whatever requires zero prep, zero dishes, and minimal will to live.
If an onion is involved, you’re in a different tax bracket
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No cure. No sick days.
Side effects may include googling "is this normal" at 2am.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
Side effects may include googling "is this normal" at 2am.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
No cure. No sick days.
Side effects may include googling "is this normal" at 2am.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
Side effects may include googling "is this normal" at 2am.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
No cure. No sick days.
Side effects may include googling "is this normal" at 2am.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
Side effects may include googling "is this normal" at 2am.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
No cure. No sick days.
Side effects may include googling "is this normal" at 2am.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
Side effects may include googling "is this normal" at 2am.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
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This is testimony…
📌 Stella Carlson, “Pink coat lady”, speaks on the murder of Alex Pretti.
“After the shooting, they (ICE) decided to just scatter and save themselves.”
📌 Stella Carlson, “Pink coat lady”, speaks on the murder of Alex Pretti.
“After the shooting, they (ICE) decided to just scatter and save themselves.”
January 28, 2026 at 10:48 AM
This is testimony…
📌 Stella Carlson, “Pink coat lady”, speaks on the murder of Alex Pretti.
“After the shooting, they (ICE) decided to just scatter and save themselves.”
📌 Stella Carlson, “Pink coat lady”, speaks on the murder of Alex Pretti.
“After the shooting, they (ICE) decided to just scatter and save themselves.”
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No prize money. Just panic.
Mentally plating under pressure at all times. This is why I can’t relax.
Mentally plating under pressure at all times. This is why I can’t relax.
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
No prize money. Just panic.
Mentally plating under pressure at all times. This is why I can’t relax.
Mentally plating under pressure at all times. This is why I can’t relax.
No prize money. Just panic.
Mentally plating under pressure at all times. This is why I can’t relax.
Mentally plating under pressure at all times. This is why I can’t relax.
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
No prize money. Just panic.
Mentally plating under pressure at all times. This is why I can’t relax.
Mentally plating under pressure at all times. This is why I can’t relax.
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January: Survival Mode.
Wake up.
Show up (or don’t, but stay).
Make it to the next day.
Repeat.
Some months are for growth.
January is just about endurance.
And if all you did today was exist?
That counts. That absolutel
Wake up.
Show up (or don’t, but stay).
Make it to the next day.
Repeat.
Some months are for growth.
January is just about endurance.
And if all you did today was exist?
That counts. That absolutel
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 PM
January: Survival Mode.
Wake up.
Show up (or don’t, but stay).
Make it to the next day.
Repeat.
Some months are for growth.
January is just about endurance.
And if all you did today was exist?
That counts. That absolutel
Wake up.
Show up (or don’t, but stay).
Make it to the next day.
Repeat.
Some months are for growth.
January is just about endurance.
And if all you did today was exist?
That counts. That absolutel
January: Survival Mode.
Wake up.
Show up (or don’t, but stay).
Make it to the next day.
Repeat.
Some months are for growth.
January is just about endurance.
And if all you did today was exist?
That counts. That absolutel
Wake up.
Show up (or don’t, but stay).
Make it to the next day.
Repeat.
Some months are for growth.
January is just about endurance.
And if all you did today was exist?
That counts. That absolutel
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 PM
January: Survival Mode.
Wake up.
Show up (or don’t, but stay).
Make it to the next day.
Repeat.
Some months are for growth.
January is just about endurance.
And if all you did today was exist?
That counts. That absolutel
Wake up.
Show up (or don’t, but stay).
Make it to the next day.
Repeat.
Some months are for growth.
January is just about endurance.
And if all you did today was exist?
That counts. That absolutel
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That Hopper quote hits because it’s not about ants. It never was. It’s about power depending on fear, obedience, and the lie that people are weak alone. It’s about rulers who don’t fear chaos they fear awareness.
January 27, 2026 at 10:36 PM
That Hopper quote hits because it’s not about ants. It never was. It’s about power depending on fear, obedience, and the lie that people are weak alone. It’s about rulers who don’t fear chaos they fear awareness.
That Hopper quote hits because it’s not about ants. It never was. It’s about power depending on fear, obedience, and the lie that people are weak alone. It’s about rulers who don’t fear chaos they fear awareness.
January 27, 2026 at 10:36 PM
That Hopper quote hits because it’s not about ants. It never was. It’s about power depending on fear, obedience, and the lie that people are weak alone. It’s about rulers who don’t fear chaos they fear awareness.
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Belief without examination isn't conviction.
It's obedience.
The people I trust look at the evidence, sit with the discomfort, and change anyway.
Growth requires updates.
Stagnation just rebrands the flaw.
It's obedience.
The people I trust look at the evidence, sit with the discomfort, and change anyway.
Growth requires updates.
Stagnation just rebrands the flaw.
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Belief without examination isn't conviction.
It's obedience.
The people I trust look at the evidence, sit with the discomfort, and change anyway.
Growth requires updates.
Stagnation just rebrands the flaw.
It's obedience.
The people I trust look at the evidence, sit with the discomfort, and change anyway.
Growth requires updates.
Stagnation just rebrands the flaw.
Belief without examination isn't conviction.
It's obedience.
The people I trust look at the evidence, sit with the discomfort, and change anyway.
Growth requires updates.
Stagnation just rebrands the flaw.
It's obedience.
The people I trust look at the evidence, sit with the discomfort, and change anyway.
Growth requires updates.
Stagnation just rebrands the flaw.
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Belief without examination isn't conviction.
It's obedience.
The people I trust look at the evidence, sit with the discomfort, and change anyway.
Growth requires updates.
Stagnation just rebrands the flaw.
It's obedience.
The people I trust look at the evidence, sit with the discomfort, and change anyway.
Growth requires updates.
Stagnation just rebrands the flaw.
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I thought I was getting a partner. Turns out I married a man with Selective Hearing Disorder™. I can whisper "pizza" from three rooms away and he'll appear like a bloodhound, but ask him to take the trash out and suddenly l'm speaking in Morse code underwater. Y'all... where are the ears.
August 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I thought I was getting a partner. Turns out I married a man with Selective Hearing Disorder™. I can whisper "pizza" from three rooms away and he'll appear like a bloodhound, but ask him to take the trash out and suddenly l'm speaking in Morse code underwater. Y'all... where are the ears.
I thought I was getting a partner. Turns out I married a man with Selective Hearing Disorder™. I can whisper "pizza" from three rooms away and he'll appear like a bloodhound, but ask him to take the trash out and suddenly l'm speaking in Morse code underwater. Y'all... where are the ears.
August 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I thought I was getting a partner. Turns out I married a man with Selective Hearing Disorder™. I can whisper "pizza" from three rooms away and he'll appear like a bloodhound, but ask him to take the trash out and suddenly l'm speaking in Morse code underwater. Y'all... where are the ears.
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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
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With this TikTok ban…I’ve actually learned so much about my data. If it’s not safe for people we don’t know to have our data. I think we should take their word for it….and execute the first AND largest #datastrike in history. Maybe nobody should have our data.
January 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
With this TikTok ban…I’ve actually learned so much about my data. If it’s not safe for people we don’t know to have our data. I think we should take their word for it….and execute the first AND largest #datastrike in history. Maybe nobody should have our data.