Never leave the house without it ✨
August 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Never leave the house without it ✨
My husband got this notification after making me laugh. This feels like a personal attack…
August 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My husband got this notification after making me laugh. This feels like a personal attack…
POV: my husband cannot seem to figure out how to enter the house without making a racket and setting off the dogs
July 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
POV: my husband cannot seem to figure out how to enter the house without making a racket and setting off the dogs
Fun fact: a full bladder can make you run faster.
July 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fun fact: a full bladder can make you run faster.
Sometimes I’m the first one. Sometimes I’m the second one. Most of the time I’m the second one…
July 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Sometimes I’m the first one. Sometimes I’m the second one. Most of the time I’m the second one…
Hey Parker, you were great. I don’t remember doing this but the picture is in my phone. My math was wrong. I apologize for that. I’ll come back next weekend and set that straight.
July 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hey Parker, you were great. I don’t remember doing this but the picture is in my phone. My math was wrong. I apologize for that. I’ll come back next weekend and set that straight.
Feeling good and feeling like I wanna share it 🥰
June 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Feeling good and feeling like I wanna share it 🥰
POV: You’re my husband. You’ve just received a screenshot of a joke that made one of my friends laugh. You’re reminded yet again that I do not understand modern slang.
June 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
POV: You’re my husband. You’ve just received a screenshot of a joke that made one of my friends laugh. You’re reminded yet again that I do not understand modern slang.
I don’t mean to brag but…. I got a full eight hours last night 💅
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t mean to brag but…. I got a full eight hours last night 💅
Dropping the tea on Sunroom. Someone thought I was in a throuple with them. I was not and I’m not sure how that even became a thing.
February 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Dropping the tea on Sunroom. Someone thought I was in a throuple with them. I was not and I’m not sure how that even became a thing.
Spent some time recharging my batteries today at a boudoir photo shoot. Current events are stressing me the hell out and this is exactly what I needed to refill my cup.
January 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Spent some time recharging my batteries today at a boudoir photo shoot. Current events are stressing me the hell out and this is exactly what I needed to refill my cup.
I’ve never received this tip on FB before when posting. I’m receiving death threats over there right now. This is the tip they picked for me?? Big no thanks.
January 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’ve never received this tip on FB before when posting. I’m receiving death threats over there right now. This is the tip they picked for me?? Big no thanks.
Gonna make this face for my next drivers license picture
January 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Gonna make this face for my next drivers license picture
Sometimes I do things that remind me of my dead sister… and then I cry.
December 1, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Sometimes I do things that remind me of my dead sister… and then I cry.