Who the fuck doesn't like grapefruit, they're delicious!

*remembers I can't eat grapefruit due to acid reflux developed in adulthood* oh

I hope to never see another witch hat for as long as I live

Well I did not mean to make that a link

I AM a dumbass, it was Paraguay

Freeware saves the day once again! Big shout-out to Guardian of Paradise

Alas I really shouldn't be spending money right now

"If you give a mouse a cookie" but it's "if you give me access to free historical resources"

Extremely valid to be "that guy" when one of them is chill & cool and the other is a Zionist

(In this metaphor the crabs are not so much pulling down the other crabs as they try to escape, as much as pinching each other when they could be pinching the human hand carrying the bucket)

Not to be all "we're crabs in a bucket", but,

Like, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, here. He's just a different type of enemy.