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PFP by Coconut Cubbie
oh yes please, dibs on being the kid in no shirt, no shoes, diaper and jeans that are always dirty with something
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Swiffer pads and multiple pairs of underwear have been used as makeshift diapers, usually by diaper fetishists in their youths. Robitussin has a cough suppressant called Dextromethorphan (DXM) which in high doses induces a dissociative trip which peaks around the time it induces profuse diarrhea.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
=3
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Well, I use the word "fit" rather loosely but up until puberty I could get Huggies size 6 taped on me. Not that I needed to once I found out one of them wet the bed
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
fuuuuuck
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
... of trying and failing think of some bullshit that could explain that, she was gracious enough to offer me an out. "Were you cold?"

"Yeah."

"Okay." And we never spoke of it again, and I never forgot to disassemble my thighty whity diaper again.

In hindsight she was so real for that lmao
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
... fitting in cousins' diapers, I had crafted my own by wearing six pairs of tighty whities all at once. So I'm gaming in the living room, mom's on the family laptop. She asks me "why were there six pairs of underwear all together in the hamper?" After stammering for ten or fifteen seconds...
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
zit, I've come to believe the world can only be healed through healing. Even if it it turns out to not always be the way, kindness and healing should still be the goal of the first, second, and hundredth attempts. Cruelty is easy. Tragically easy.
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
OP had me wondering what my most radical opinion was. I'd given up trying think of a candidate but you ended up skeeting it for me. As satisfying as it would be for everyone in the world to point their open microwaves all at once in JK Rowling's general direction so that she were to pop like a...
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM