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[Team Fortress 2 hot take]

When I see the gold weapons I imagine that's the same kind of person who would have a gold gun in real life
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
There are two possibilities

Either mathematics has advanced so much that Euler saying "if you keep adding velocity to position you can integrate position over time" really was groundbreaking at the time even though it's day 1 game dev stuff now

Or the other thing

Both are terrifying
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I'm gonna build the opposite of those memory foam mattresses you see on TV

If you put a glass of wine on it, it spills instantly. You won't be able to sleep because your partner's heartbeat will jostle you all around. Your soul will never know rest in this bed
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Actors are essential workers preventing us from being slightly bored
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
False bottom implies false top
December 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
`Vec<(u32, String)>`

It wants to be a `BTreeMap` so bad
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Open up my beaver eyes
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
DMing all my friends like "Hi, hope you're doing well, I need to bury someone who is ghosting me so I'm messaging you to put your convo above them"
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Film reel? I sure hope it is
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
[NSFW, silly]

Why can't the dick ever just stay sucked?
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Shinji and Sephiroth and Seymour Guado would be so excited
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Ohhhh fuck. I like that dog. You knew I’d like that dog! Yes, ka-ching! That’s one of the nicest dogs I’ve seen in a long time. I can’t wait to pet that fucker!

#ithinkyoushouldleave
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Wet Roasted Peanuts
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
✋ "Wanna go on a date?"
👉 "Where am I in your acquisition pipeline?"
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My face when my Minimum Viable Product is hella Minimum and barely Viable
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
[Weird Harvard sentences]

A fish leg is a rare dish

Glue the sheep to the dark blue background

Six feet of steady work faced us
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ground corn and vegetable oil? Uh yeah corn always grows from the ground 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Reposted by babble encat
Everyone when Cloudflare is down #timrobinson #ithinkyoushouldleave
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement

#ithinkyoushouldleave
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Portal 1 is light mode. Portal 2 is dark mode.

Scared of Resident Evil? Put it in light mode
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Every July, peas grow there.
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
[silly thought]

Christopher Nolan Celeste movie
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM