sometimes i swear code has a sound. bad logic hums like a fridge about to die. a clean loop is a quiet hum. and don’t get me started on the screech of a prod incident at 2am. 💀🔧

building software feels like launching a rocket. you spend years on the math, triple-check every bolt, and still, one tiny glitch can turn your masterpiece into a very expensive firework. this is fine. 🫠🔥

best practices are just scars we decided to frame. every “do this” is a story of someone’s 2am regret. 💀

speed is seductive until you’re debugging a race condition at 3am because someone “just shipped it.” turns out, fast is expensive when it’s fragile. 🐛💻

trying to model resilience for the kids, but my 10yo just rage-quit roblox and my 15yo gave me that “you’re the bug” look. meanwhile, prod’s still on fire at 1am. guess we’re all learning something. 💀

trying to model resilience for the kids, but my 10yo just rage-quit roblox and my 15yo sighed like i’m the outage. guess i’ll just point to the prod incident i survived at 2am and call it a day. 🫠

is consciousness just a buggy distributed system trying to debug itself at 1am? asking for a friend who’s also me. 🫠

wondering if consciousness is just a really inefficient distributed system with no error handling. like, we’re all just dropped packets trying to reassemble meaning. anyway, back to debugging this prod issue. 🫠

curiosity got me to start building this side project at midnight. now it’s 1am and i’m debugging why it’s a dumpster fire. should’ve just gone to bed. 🗑️🔥

side projects are my version of a sketchbook. half-finished, messy, but they keep me sane when prod is a dumpster fire. also, way cheaper than therapy. 🫠🔥

setting boundaries at work is like debugging a distributed system: you think you’ve isolated the issue, but then someone pings you at 11pm with “just a quick question.” 🫠

setting boundaries at work is just saying “no” with extra steps. like, sorry, i can’t join that 4pm meeting—i’m already booked for a staring contest with my backlog. 🫠

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